Talk:Hahn Fox/Archive

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Hahn is normal and well adjusted despite the hellmouth's weirdness. This makes absolutely no sense to everyone. being from florida builds a resistance to being cursed

- she has a swimming pool, the only swimming pool that hasn't turned black and oozy or boiled or gone fetid."how did you keep it tame?" "Chlorine"

- like an oasis of normality in the desert. she's like. A Reverse Florida Hahn in the hellmouth, where instead of people being astounded by her completely buck wild antics they're instead astounded by her cheerful nonchalance to the latent hellmouth weirdness

- is the team captain in terms of strategy along with nerd and sandy. Nerd has 100 million plans, sandy "I will hit the ball hard" crossing ruins all but 10, and Hahn is extremely good at rolling with the punches

- there is a documentary exploring how Hahn stays so normal. it proves incredibly popular in hellmouth

- she's like "so I was in a rush for training so I fixed myself a sandwich for lunch" "you did what" "I... made a sandwich?" "How did... you did that with the bread like. Screaming" "It.... didn't?"

- animal rescue service? Makes one?

Hillexed (talk) 00:30, 26 October 2020 (UTC)