Difference between revisions of "Yeong-Ho Benitez"

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Yeong-Ho Benitez is a lineup player for the Houston Spies, and has been with the team since Season 1.

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Benitez joined the Houston Spies by invoking a long-forgotten rule stipulating a player may be replaced on the squad by anyone who can best them in single combat. Spies management didn't allow the bout to go ahead, as Benitez had challenged Alexandria Rosales and would have been destroyed, but they signed Benitez on the spot in recognition of their gumption, chutzpah and moxie. Since that time, Benitez has been instrumental in developing the Spies' classic strategy of dragging the game into overtime so that everyone gets nervous and their opponents are more likely to make mistakes. Benitez claims they are actually better at batting against balls covered in palm sweat because it's the 12th innings and everything's on the line.

Benitez has been accused of taking the compromising photograph of Philly Pies General Manager Sam Hinkie and the state of Delaware which instigated the Delaware Affair, but Benitez asserts they've never even been to Delaware.

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-{{Player|team=[[Houston Spies]]|status=Presumed alive|image1=File:Yeong-ho_benitez.jpg}}When the [[Houston Spies]] need a miracle, Yeong-Ho Benitez is always ready to step up. This is an infrequent occurrence as the Spies are an incredibly good blaseball team, but Benitez's readiness to save the day is nonetheless appreciated.
+{{Player|team=[[Houston Spies]]|status=Presumed alive|image1=File:Yeong-ho_benitez.jpg}}
+'''Yeong-Ho Benitez''' is a lineup player for the [[Houston Spies]], and has been with the team since [[Season 1]].
+{{Community Lore}}
+Benitez joined the [[Houston Spies]] by invoking a long-forgotten rule stipulating a player may be replaced on the squad by anyone who can best them in single combat. Spies management didn't allow the bout to go ahead, as Benitez had challenged [[Alexandria Rosales]] and would have been destroyed, but they signed Benitez on the spot in recognition of their gumption, chutzpah and moxie. Since that time, Benitez has been instrumental in developing the Spies' classic strategy of dragging the game into overtime so that everyone gets nervous and their opponents are more likely to make mistakes. Benitez claims they are actually better at batting against balls covered in palm sweat because it's the 12th innings and everything's on the line.
+Benitez has been accused of taking the compromising photograph of [[Philly Pies]] General Manager [[Sam Hinkie]] and the state of [[Delaware]] which instigated [[Sam Hinkie|the Delaware Affair]], but Benitez asserts they've never even ''been'' to Delaware.
-Benitez is suspected of taking the photograph of Philly Pies GM [[Sam Hinkie]] and the state of [[Delaware]] that instigated [[Sam Hinkie|the Delaware Affair]], but anyone who could prove this allegation knows better than to speak of it.
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