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Yellowstone National Park, located in Yellowstone National Park (credit: @ Maxwell)

Yellowstone National Park (YNP) is the ballpark for the Yellowstone Magic. It is located within the borders of Yellowstone National Park. The stadium itself cannot be exactly located through conventional means, although it is commonly found with its pitchers mound directly over Old Faithful. (Note: forcing away team pitchers to pitch over a volcanic geyser is controversial to many teams in the IBL.)

In addition to its shifting location, the spatial and temporal anomalies can stretch the distance between bases to upwards of 24 miles and slow Magic games down immensely. Many experts attribute the Magic's superior ability to steal bases to the training they do at their home field, and their exploitation of these rifts. These distortions extend to the stadium at large, making YNP a ever shifting tesseract of magical energies, with hallways and seating sections constantly folding in on themselves. The most violent of these anomalies is known as the Seventh Inning Stretch.

Park Ranger Maggie welcomes you to Yellowstone National Park (credit: @Monthenor)

The park staff, known collectively as the Park Rangers, tend to all the workings of the stadium and the team, including concessions, ticketing, facilities, custodial, marketing and medical responsibilities.

The field at YNP is known as the the Elftower Memorial Gardens, in honor of Sosa Elftower.

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 Yellowstone National Park (YNP) is the ballpark for the [[Yellowstone Magic]]. It is located within the borders of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yellowstone_National_Park Yellowstone National Park]. The stadium itself cannot be exactly located through conventional means, although it is commonly found with its pitchers mound directly over Old Faithful. (Note: forcing away team pitchers to pitch over a volcanic geyser is controversial to many teams in the IBL.)
-In addition to its shifting location, the spatial and temporal anomalies can stretch the distance between bases to upwards of 24 miles and slow Magic games down immensely. Many experts attribute the Magic's superior ability to steal bases to the training they do at their home field, and their exploitation of these rifts. These distortions extend to the stadium at large, making YNP a ever shifting tessaract of magical energies, with hallways and seating sections constantly folding in on themselves. The most violent of these anomalies is known as the Seventh Inning Stretch.
+In addition to its shifting location, the spatial and temporal anomalies can stretch the distance between bases to upwards of 24 miles and slow Magic games down immensely. Many experts attribute the Magic's superior ability to steal bases to the training they do at their home field, and their exploitation of these rifts. These distortions extend to the stadium at large, making YNP a ever shifting tesseract of magical energies, with hallways and seating sections constantly folding in on themselves. The most violent of these anomalies is known as the Seventh Inning Stretch.
 [[File:Ranger Maggie.png|alt=A park ranger wearing a khaki witch's hat ushers you into the natural splendor of Yellowstone National Park in a promotional poster for Season 2|thumb|Park Ranger Maggie welcomes you to Yellowstone National Park (credit: @Monthenor)]]The park staff, known collectively as the [[Park Rangers]], tend to all the workings of the stadium and the team, including concessions, ticketing, facilities, custodial, marketing and medical responsibilities.