Yellowstone National Park

National Park Services Standardized Irregularity Report

Documenting Researcher: Researcher Lestrange

Irregularity Designation: YS-001 (“Bluesky National Park”)

Irregularity Class: YGGDRASIL

Park Management Protocol: Information regarding YS-001 is to be restricted to clearance level Fourth Base “Need to know basis”. Park staff who learn of YS-001 without the proper clearance is to be ████████ ███ ███████████, and any individual found to be attempting to leak information regarding YS-001 is to be immediately ██████████.

Any and all underground cavities reaching a depth of at least ███ ██████ are to be constantly patrolled by Park Rangers. Under no circumstances can any individual be allowed past the ███ █████ ████ without proper clearance. Park guests are to be disincentived from looking too closely at the ███.

While the extent is unknown, Yellowstone Magic is associated with continued safekeeping of YS-001, and all possible resources are to be allocated to the team so that they may continue their mission. Despite this, No members of the Yellowstone Magic are considered to have a clearance level of Fourth Base, and thus all previous procedures remain in effect.

Irregularity Description: YS-001 is a poorly understood █████ █████████ to the Yellowstone National Park. It is not currently known if YS-001 is ████████████████, ███████████, █████████████, or a ██████████ ████████. YS-001 takes the form of a non-exact █████████ of the Yellowstone National Park, █████████ ██████ ████ in the sky above the Park. This █████ is primarily known by its codename, “Bluesky”. YS-001 is not normally visible while within the park, despite tests confirming that it is still ██████████ ███████. It is not known why this effect occurs, but there are several known ███████████ ███████ of allowing an individual to view YS-001.

There are two theoretically possible methods of entering YS-001; Drilling, Spelunking, or otherwise going underground past a depth of at least ███ ██████, or rising at least ███ ██████ into the air. When an individual passes these thresholds, they will experience a ████████ of ███████- this is generally not noticed by individuals entering through underground methods. From this point, they are considered to be within YS-001, but they must either ████ or █████ another ███ or ███ ██████ respectively to reach the surface of YS-001. However, all recorded attempts at entering YS-001 using ██████████ methods, such as ████████ or ██████ in on a ██████████, have resulted in catastrophic failure. The only successful attempts at entering YS-001 were made by highly experienced Park Rangers with strong spiritual beliefs, entering through the ███████████ ████ ████████.

The surface of YS-001 appears similar to the surface of Yellowstone, however on closer inspection a majority of flora and fauna within YS-001 bears only a passing resemblance to the life in Yellowstone. It’s currently assumed that life within YS-001 ████████ ████████████ from the life in Yellowstone at some unknown point of time before the █████████ of █████████. Much of the life within YS-001 has unusual coloration and behavior, such as reports of “Flying Beavers”, “Photo-Negative Bison”, and “Carnivorous Trees”. There is no evidence of ██████████ by any sapient beings. Attempts to leave evidence of sapient ██████████ has failed.

Additional Notes: I can’t take this anymore, there's so much red tape in between me and what's really going on here.

I’m going into the caves.