Difference between revisions of "Wyatt Quitter"

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Taiga Quitter is a rookie hitter for the Los Angeles Tacos and they are just adorable. Look at them swing the big bat! Who's the best bat swinger? Who is?

Despite being statistically the worst hitter on the team, Quitter consistently outperforms their abysmal star ranking with the combined power of plucky gumption and a dazzling smile. Quitter is said to have been cursed to never be able to quit the ILB once they began their blaseball career. Though notably less of a diva than all the other players on the team, they are known for refusing to play with any bat that is not made of 100% pine.

Quitter has been a member of the team since Season 1.

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-{{Player|team=[[Los Angeles Tacos]]|status=Intact, Alive}}
+Taiga Quitter is a rookie hitter for the [[Los Angeles Tacos]] and they are just adorable. Look at them swing the big bat! Who's the best bat swinger? Who is?
-Taiga Quitter is a player for the [[Los Angeles Tacos]]. Quitter has been a member of the team since [[Season 1]].
+Despite being statistically the worst hitter on the team, Quitter consistently outperforms their abysmal star ranking with the combined power of plucky gumption and a dazzling smile. Quitter is said to have been cursed to never be able to quit the ILB once they began their blaseball career. Though notably less of a diva than all the other players on the team, they are known for refusing to play with any bat that is not made of 100% pine. {{Player|team=[[Los Angeles Tacos]]|status=Intact, Alive|rating=★}}
+Quitter has been a member of the team since [[Season 1]].
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