Wyatt Glover
Wyatt "Comfort Glover" Mason is a player for the Los Angeles Tacos. Mason has been a member of the team since Season 1.
Early Career
Before the start of their professional blaseball career, Wyatt Mason worked as a glove tester and representative for 5 Finger Discount Gloves. As part of a product demonstration at the Van Nuys Ralphio's, Mason was to wear a hat bearing the fledgling team's insignia. Al Pastor, the Taco's manager, mistook them for a prospective player and gave them the sign up sheet and waiver in place of the sponsorship form. Mason has, on record, said that they are "Not a blaseball player" and to "Please let [them] out of the dugout". Pastor has refused to acknowledge this in any press release.
Correctional Branding Surgery
After the Tacos underwent The Wyatt Masoning, Wyatt underwent three rounds of exploratory surgery for the purposes of "maintaining their marketable form"[1]. Undergoing this procedure made them lose their half-star rating. Despite this, Wyatt is pleased with the results of the operation.
