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| − | During the [[Grand Unslam]] and the subsequent infinitization of [[Los Angeli]], Son Jensen looked into the Infinite somewhere deep in the city and saw time, saw the branching of timelines and the layering of dimensions and just how {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|fit|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountable}}}} into all that entirely in entirely too much painful detail. This resulted in {{RandomPronoun|lower|object|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountable}}}} becoming displaced from time and having an acute awareness of the strangeness of {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountable}}}} conceptualization of self. {{RandomPronoun|upper|subject|is|is|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountable}}}} slightly unsure if {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|is|is|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountable}}}} still in {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountable}}}} original reality or not.
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| − | By those that don’t know {{RandomPronoun|lower|object|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountable}}}}, Son Jensen is often described as draconic. {{RandomPronoun|upper|subject|is|is|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountable}}}} terrifying in the courtroom, with a calm and put-together attitude concealing a grasp on any slip-up tighter than a bear trap, and is relentless when training {{RandomPronoun|lower|reflexive|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountable}}}} to do better. {{RandomPronoun|upper|subject|is|is|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountable}}}} patient, precise, and careful, bringing common sense to every team {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|is|is|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountable}}}} on. {{RandomPronoun|upper|subject|is|is|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountable}}}} a problem solver, putting {{RandomPronoun|lower|object|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountable}}}} in direct contrast with former teammate [[Pannonica Oko]]. When first joining the Sunbeams, {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|was|was|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountable}}}} somewhat standoffish and quiet.
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| − | During xer brief time on the team, [[Nicholas Vincent]] had made reference to having a significant other in the shadows. As was soon discovered, that significant other was Jensen. This discovery resulted in lots of jokes from the rest of the team about Vincent, an astronomer fascinated by [[Sun 2]] and the inventor of the Tacos’ Sun Dial, dating someone whose name sounds like “sun”. The two of them faced the uncertainty of the unknowable together when Los Angeli became infinite, with both of them possibly having Looked Too Close into its depths, and Vincent’s precognitions synergizing well with Jensen’s time displacement. Vincent, having attended [[Hellmouth Community College]] upon xer arrival to North America and once again when designing the Sun Dial, was the one to tell Jensen about the Hellmouth, which was a major factor in {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountable}}}} transfer there. Jensen has not commented publicly on {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountable}}}} feelings on Vincent’s incineration.
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| − | Son Jensen is a dragon who is displaced in time, with three snapshots of {{RandomPronoun|lower|object|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountable}}}} present during the current time frame. {{RandomPronoun|upper|subject|shifts|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountable}}}} between the three versions seemingly at random, in addition to already being somewhat of a shapeshifter. The snapshot that we can only assume is “current” is a relatively young fledgeling dragon; to differentiate between the three, the other two sometimes go by Egg Jensen and Old Jensen. Notably, these names are not differentiable when fully [[Scattered]].
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| − | Old Jensen comes from a bad future or bad point in the future, something at least as bad as the [[Black Hole (Black Hole)]]. {{RandomPronoun|upper|subject|time travelled|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountable}}}} with the assistance of {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountable}}}} knowledge of the infinite in an attempt to warn others, but as a result got stuck in a time paradox with the other two versions of {{RandomPronoun|lower|reflexive|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountable}}}}, with the time displacement rendering it difficult to effectively warn anyone. There is confusion about how the time travel works, as Old Jensen was not [[adaptation|adapted]] whilst on the Tacos but became adapted in Hellmouth as normal, possibly supporting the conclusion that this is not Old Jensen’s original timeline or that some form of retroactivity is occurring.
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| − | Jensen has law experience, specifically with time and space law, although it takes a secondary place to {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountable}}}} interest in blaseball, which {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|is|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountable}}}} an expert on the rules of. {{RandomPronoun|upper|subject|is|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountable}}}} a stickler for the strike zone. {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|is|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountable}}}} very protective of his team and, once you get to know {{RandomPronoun|lower|object|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountable}}}}, is very much a cinnamon roll.
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| − | Jensen is very soft and squishy, and gives amazing hugs. {{RandomPronoun|upper|subject|wears|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountable}}}} ties, and often dresses formally.
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| − | Son Jensen is a promotional animatronic. Reports of her appearance vary: today, he is {{#choose:a sleek android with a stylish faceplate that garners the appreciation of Sunbeams teammate [[Borg Ruiz]].|a dunk’n’alien skee ball robot animatronic, shaped like the classic little green alien.|a small, mostly dragon-shaped animatronic bearing a resemblance to some Dilsney character or another.|a humanoid-shaped robot whose core processors are literal alien technology that Al Pastor “borrowed”.}} She wears ties, and often dresses formally.
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| − | Adapting to the Hellmouth has exposed her robotic ribs, which is very strange because he shouldn’t necessarily have ribs, and because having all that exposed should be an easily fixable problem but persists anyway. The vines from her adaptation are tangled up in loose red and blue wires.
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| − | Son Jensen was made by [[Al Pastor]] as part of a promotion with [[Dilsney]], but was left incomplete when the promotion fell through, and even more incomplete when Al Pastor became more distant from the team and then faked{{Cite}} his death. As a result, Jensen did not join play for many seasons, and was only completed due to all the Tacos adding their contributions to building him up.
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| − | Jensen is a toy and mascot, and as a result loves games and has an affinity for kids, but she also has interests beyond that. He is an explorer, roaming the Los Angeli and collecting some artifacts, and applies the information she gains from these expeditions to practicing time and space law, which he is studying on the side. Al Pastor marked him down as the team’s lawyer at some point, despite the fact that she is very much an intern and has yet to pass the bar.
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| − | *Jensen is genderfluid. To what extent {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|prefers|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountable}}}} he/him versus she/her pronouns varies from day to day, but {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|always uses|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountable}}}} both sets.
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| − | *Jensen gets {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountable}}}} caffeine fix by drinking tea with just any two tea bags in it.
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| − | *Jensen's writing style is either nonsense webspeak or extremely eloquent prose, with no in-between.
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| − | *Jensen knows a lot about fermentation practices.
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| − | *Jensen does not do {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountable}}}} pregame ritual (eating a whole [[Modifications#Acidic|lime]], peel and all) with any fruit other than limes.
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| − | Son Jensen’s adaptation vines are continuously growing, regularly expanding and branching both as a reflection of the natural nature of timelines and of some idiosyncrasy of Hellmouth’s adaptive process. Jensen has expressed a hesitation to trim them, due to being uncertain whether this would have consequences to the timestream, and the vines are currently still relatively small and relatively few in number.
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| − | File:Wanderer Schenn.png|''i'm only adding images'' <br /> that i put on the wiki
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| − | Son Jensen is a Korean human. {{RandomPronoun|upper|subject|has|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountable}}}} one of those faces that could be anywhere from in {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountable}}}} twenties to in {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountable}}}} forties, an ambiguity helped by {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountable}}}} temporal displacement. Regardless of how old {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|turns out|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountable}}}} to be, {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|is|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountable}}}} one of the more mature people on {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountable}}}} team.
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| − | {{RandomPronoun|upper|subject|is|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountable}}}} plus sized. {{RandomPronoun|upper|subject|wears|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountable}}}} ties, and often dresses formally.
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| − | Son Jensen is a lawyer of time and space law, which {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|got|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountable}}}} into because of its competitive and complex nature. {{RandomPronoun|upper|subject|signed up|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountable}}}} to play for the Tacos while thinking {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|was|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountable}}}} signing up as their legal representative, but is not upset about playing blaseball because it is one of {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountable}}}} interests, albeit secondary to {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountable}}}} interest in time and space law. {{RandomPronoun|upper|subject|is|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountable}}}} still the Tacos’ lawyer, although Al Pastor does not pay {{RandomPronoun|lower|object|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountable}}}}. No one on the Tacos has confirmed whether {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|passed|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountable}}}} the bar or not, as they all assume someone else has checked.
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| − | Jensen is draconic in the courtroom and an intimidating opponent, but is very kind to {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountable}}}} clients, making sure their needs are met. Time and space law has been a particularly hot-button issue in Los Angeli ever since the Grand Unslam, making Jensen’s skills in high demand. Because of this, it took a long time for Jensen to be called into active play, since every time there was a good opportunity, {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|was|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountable}}}} in the middle of a trial, and Al Pastor refused to file the paperwork to get {{RandomPronoun|lower|object|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountable}}}} out early. In Season 22, Jensen had an opening in {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountable}}}} schedule when ''"[[Goobie Ballson]] v [[Goobie Ballson]]"'' was unceremoniously cancelled, and {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|was|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountable}}}} brought into active play shortly afterwards.
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| − | ''here's the other one tho''
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| − | Son Jensen is a promotional animatronic. Reports of {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountable}}}} appearance vary: today, {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|is|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountable}}}} {{#choose:a sleek android with a stylish faceplate that garners the appreciation of Sunbeams teammate [[Borg Ruiz]].|a dunk’n’alien skee ball robot animatronic, shaped like the classic little green alien.|a small, mostly dragon-shaped animatronic bearing a resemblance to some Dilsney character or another.|a humanoid-shaped robot whose core processors are literal alien technology that Al Pastor “borrowed”.}} {{RandomPronoun|upper|subject|wears|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountable}}}} ties, and often dresses formally.
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| − | Adapting to the Hellmouth has exposed {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountable}}}} robotic ribs, which is very strange because he shouldn’t necessarily have ribs, and because having all that exposed should be an easily fixable problem but persists anyway. The vines from {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountable}}}} adaptation are tangled up in loose red and blue wires.
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| − | ==History, Part One==
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| − | Son Jensen was made by [[Al Pastor]] as part of a promotion with [[Dilsney]], but was left incomplete when the promotion fell through, and even more incomplete when Al Pastor became more distant from the team and then faked{{Cite}} his death. As a result, Jensen did not join play for many seasons, and was only completed due to all the Tacos adding their contributions to building {{RandomPronoun|lower|object|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountable}}}} up.
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| − | The initial design for Jensen had relatively limited mobility. While {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|still has|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountable}}}} some mobility limitations, exposure to the [[Grand Unslam]] and witnessing the infinite gave {{RandomPronoun|lower|object|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountable}}}} more functionalities than planned.
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| − | Jensen is a toy and mascot, and as a result loves games and has an affinity for kids, but {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|also has|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountable}}}} interests beyond that. {{RandomPronoun|upper|subject|is|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountable}}}} an explorer, roaming the Los Angeli and collecting some artifacts, and applies the information {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|gains|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountable}}}} from these expeditions to practicing time and space law, which {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|is|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountable}}}} studying on the side. Al Pastor marked {{RandomPronoun|lower|object|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountable}}}} down as the team’s lawyer at some point, despite the fact that {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|is|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountable}}}} very much an intern and has yet to pass the bar.
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