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The Olde One (also known as The Mother Crab, Mr. Trash Wheel, The Deep One, They Who Lay In Slumber Under The Oldest Bay, Mom, The Indomitable Snip, She of the Eternal Shuffle, He of the Omniscent Ommatophores, “That There Big Crab”, Our Lady of the Impenecrable Shell, Ny'el'g'shuth Sh'ai'c'll'll'claroth, and Big Debrah) is the corpse-god of Chesapeake Bay, and matron diety to the Baltimore Crabs.


Prayers for The Olde One

“Okay I don’t know if you gave the scales a little nudge, but I will admit that the sun thing was pretty cool.

Signed, Tot Fox”

[screaming]

“They keep telling me you’re something powerful! Still can’t touch me, though, so you must not be worth that much, huh! Have fun in your afterlife, Debbie, I’ll long outlive your legacy.”

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