UserWiki:UnabashedlyRose
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The Olde One (also known as The Mother Crab, Mr. Trash Wheel, The Deep One, They Who Lay In Slumber Under The Oldest Bay, Mom, The Indomitable Snip, She of the Eternal Shuffle, He of the Omniscent Ommatophores, “That There Big Crab”, Our Lady of the Impenecrable Shell, Ny'el'g'shuth Sh'ai'c'll'll'claroth, and Big Debrah) is the corpse-god of Chesapeake Bay, and matron diety to the Baltimore Crabs.
Prayers for Mother Crab
“Okay I’ve asked everyone else on my team but no one will give me a straight answer. Who plays after me in the lineup now that Baldwin is gone? It’s driving me nuts. Someone is hitting the ball but I still haven’t seen them and it’s making it way harder to play. Also the locker room might be haunted so like, get on that.”
“How is it that I was strong enough to kill you, but not strong enough to keep her alive? Strong enough for violence, but not to save the ones I love. It’s not fair that you get to hear this and she doesn’t. I won’t let it happen again. No matter the cost.”
“Someone said that you’re the god of change? Like evolution? The concept of things never staying the same? Well could you cut it out? We were doing just fine. We didn’t need to change. Now it’s just different and sad. Feels like garbage. I just want him back.”
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