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<option>♪ when I look you in the eyes I will start to realise - you're pathetic in the worst ways, you're spineless like on most days. when I look you in the eyes I will start to realise: you're not going anywhere, going anywhere ♪</option>
 
<option>♪ when I look you in the eyes I will start to realise - you're pathetic in the worst ways, you're spineless like on most days. when I look you in the eyes I will start to realise: you're not going anywhere, going anywhere ♪</option>
  
<option>“I swear if you make me buy one more ticket to Breckenridge I’m dumping all of my equipment in the bay and someone else will have to figure it out.” </option>
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<option>“I swear if you make me buy one more plane ticket I’m dumping all of my equipment in the bay and someone else will have to figure it out.” </option>
  
 
<option>“What can I do to stay?”</option>
 
<option>“What can I do to stay?”</option>

Revision as of 21:08, 28 March 2021

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The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.


The Olde One (also known as The Mother Crab, Mr. Trash Wheel, The Deep One, They Who Lay In Slumber Under The Oldest Bay, Mom, The Indomitable Snip, She of the Eternal Shuffle, He of the Omniscent Ommatophores, “That There Big Crab”, Our Lady of the Impenecrable Shell, Ny'el'g'shuth Sh'ai'c'll'll'claroth, and Big Debrah) is the corpse-god of Chesapeake Bay, and matron diety to the Baltimore Crabs.


Prayers for Deborah

“You want them back right? Well I’ll tell you what, I’ve got a ship that can get to the center of the black hole and back out, and if you’re willing to make sure that I’ve got the immunity I need when I come up, we might be able to work something out, you and I. What do you say? Do we have a deal?”

“How is it that I was strong enough to kill you, but not strong enough to keep her alive? Strong enough for violence, but not to save the ones I love. It’s not fair that you get to hear this and she doesn’t. I won’t let it happen again. No matter the cost.”

“So you… change people right? Make them different? I was wondering if maybe there was a way you could do that for me. We’re two different people, and I’m sick of just being...the defective one I guess. I have some notes here. Some carapace on the mask maybe? Or like little fangs? If you take suggestions I was thinking of something eel related. Eels and crabs are like basically the same thing right?”

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This is where the IRM will go