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| − | <option> “Okay I don’t know if you gave the scales a little nudge, but I will admit that the sun thing was pretty cool.<br> | + | <option>“Okay I don’t know if you gave the scales a little nudge, but I will admit that the sun thing was pretty cool.<br/>Signed, Tot Fox” </option> |
| − | Signed, Tot Fox” </option> | ||
| − | <option> “We’ve been around the sun a few times you and I. I wonder who’s been here longer? I’d like to think it’s me, but the older you get the easier it is to mistake your own self importance. Though it looks like you learned that lesson well enough on your own didn’t you? <br> | + | <option>“We’ve been around the sun a few times you and I. I wonder who’s been here longer? I’d like to think it’s me, but the older you get the easier it is to mistake your own self importance. Though it looks like you learned that lesson well enough on your own didn’t you? <br/> Signed, Tot Fox” </option> |
| − | Signed, Tot Fox” </option> | ||
| − | <option> “I’m not scared of you.” </option> | + | <option>“I’m not scared of you.” </option> |
| − | <option> “Our Lady wanted me to pass on a message, but it was really sappy so I’m uhhh not going to do that. Just like imagine the sappiest thing you can, and make it ten times sappier. It’s so embarrassing.” </option> | + | <option>“Our Lady wanted me to pass on a message, but it was really sappy so I’m uhhh not going to do that. Just like imagine the sappiest thing you can, and make it ten times sappier. It’s so embarrassing.” </option> |
| − | <option> “Okay I’ve asked everyone else on my team but no one will give me a straight answer. Who plays after me in the lineup now that Baldwin is gone? It’s driving me nuts. Someone is hitting the ball but I still haven’t seen them and it’s making it way harder to play. Also the locker room might be haunted so like, get on that.” </option> | + | <option>“Okay I’ve asked everyone else on my team but no one will give me a straight answer. Who plays after me in the lineup now that Baldwin is gone? It’s driving me nuts. Someone is hitting the ball but I still haven’t seen them and it’s making it way harder to play. Also the locker room might be haunted so like, get on that.” </option> |
| − | <option> “I need my hands to stop shaking every time I pick up a bat. It’s killing me to just watch the ball fly by and not be able to move. It’s like a weight in my chest. I’ve tried everything I could think of but nothing makes it better. We even won again! But I just couldn’t stop looking up at that gaping hole in the sky. Wondering if it would be another ten years until I could come back home. And I just couldn't do it.” </option> | + | <option>“I need my hands to stop shaking every time I pick up a bat. It’s killing me to just watch the ball fly by and not be able to move. It’s like a weight in my chest. I’ve tried everything I could think of but nothing makes it better. We even won again! But I just couldn’t stop looking up at that gaping hole in the sky. Wondering if it would be another ten years until I could come back home. And I just couldn't do it.” </option> |
| − | <option> “Oh hello. Funny seeing you here. You haven’t by any chance seen {{Color|mediumpurple|him}} have you? No? Okay well if you do let me know, I have a deal I want to pay {{Color|mediumpurple|him}} back for.” </option> | + | <option>“Oh hello. Funny seeing you here. You haven’t by any chance seen {{Color|mediumpurple|him}} have you? No? Okay well if you do let me know, I have a deal I want to pay {{Color|mediumpurple|him}} back for.” </option> |
| − | <option> “I told them I was going to get good. And now I did. Kind of a dick move that I don’t get to be here with Baldwin but whatever. Let me know if you can work something out with that. I don’t do deals, but I’ll net your team a win if that’s what you’re looking for.” </option> | + | <option>“I told them I was going to get good. And now I did. Kind of a dick move that I don’t get to be here with Baldwin but whatever. Let me know if you can work something out with that. I don’t do deals, but I’ll net your team a win if that’s what you’re looking for.” </option> |
| − | <option> “I shouldn’t feel pity for you. I never knew you while you were alive. You’ve burdened my teammates for years now. You’ve taken more than you could have ever offered. But you’re a corpse, now. Just an afterimage of a failed god. I dance in your sun-bleached shell for entertainment, goddammit.<br>I shouldn’t.” </option> | + | <option>“I shouldn’t feel pity for you. I never knew you while you were alive. You’ve burdened my teammates for years now. You’ve taken more than you could have ever offered. But you’re a corpse, now. Just an afterimage of a failed god. I dance in your sun-bleached shell for entertainment, goddammit.<br>I shouldn’t.” </option> |
| − | <option> “Hey. If you’re listening, which I assume you always are, ████ you. | + | <option>“Hey. If you’re listening, which I assume you always are, ████ you.<br/><br/>And thank you.” </option> |
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| − | And thank you.” </option> | ||
| − | <option> “I’m just saying would it kill you to let the bases get loaded up before my next home run? You let Tillman get a grand slam, so at this point I’m going to assume you’re playing favourites.” </option> | + | <option>“I’m just saying would it kill you to let the bases get loaded up before my next home run? You let Tillman get a grand slam, so at this point I’m going to assume you’re playing favourites.” </option> |
| − | <option> “If you can hear this, please - I just need this one letter to go through. You can let us rot here for all I care, I just need them to know” </option> | + | <option>“If you can hear this, please - I just need this one letter to go through. You can let us rot here for all I care, I just need them to know” </option> |
| − | <option> “If you can hear this, I don’t care! I’m not letting anything stop me from getting home, and I don’t need your help to do it. Get bent” </option> | + | <option>“If you can hear this, I don’t care! I’m not letting anything stop me from getting home, and I don’t need your help to do it. Get bent” </option> |
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| − | <option> "In their name, I pray. Deliver us. Guide us. Save us.” </option> | + | <option>"In their name, I pray. Deliver us. Guide us. Save us.” </option> |
| − | <option> "It’s just so much sometimes you know? It’s hard to keep everyone together, and to make sure they’re all safe. I know it’s not all on me, but it’s hard not to feel responsible for it. I was never meant to be left in charge, but somehow this is where I ended up. I’m sorry I shouldn’t be asking you for help after all this. It just feels nice to talk to someone about it” </option> | + | <option>"It’s just so much sometimes you know? It’s hard to keep everyone together, and to make sure they’re all safe. I know it’s not all on me, but it’s hard not to feel responsible for it. I was never meant to be left in charge, but somehow this is where I ended up. I’m sorry I shouldn’t be asking you for help after all this. It just feels nice to talk to someone about it” </option> |
| − | <option> “You want them back right? Well I’ll tell you what, I’ve got a ship that can get to the center of the black hole and back out, and if you’re willing to make sure that I’ve got the immunity I need when I come up, we might be able to work something out, you and I. What do you say? Do we have a deal?” </option> | + | <option>“You want them back right? Well I’ll tell you what, I’ve got a ship that can get to the center of the black hole and back out, and if you’re willing to make sure that I’ve got the immunity I need when I come up, we might be able to work something out, you and I. What do you say? Do we have a deal?” </option> |
| − | <option> “It’s fascinating what they have down here there is so much to learn even from earth’s simplest creatures. I mean no disrespect though! It is your simplicity that makes you so beautiful. You care for your people, and I just hope that I can be included in that.” </option> | + | <option>“It’s fascinating what they have down here there is so much to learn even from earth’s simplest creatures. I mean no disrespect though! It is your simplicity that makes you so beautiful. You care for your people, and I just hope that I can be included in that.” </option> |
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Revision as of 20:41, 28 March 2021
COMMUNITY REPORTSThe remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
The Olde One (also known as The Mother Crab, Mr. Trash Wheel, The Deep One, They Who Lay In Slumber Under The Oldest Bay, Mom, The Indomitable Snip, She of the Eternal Shuffle, He of the Omniscent Ommatophores, “That There Big Crab”, Our Lady of the Impenecrable Shell, Ny'el'g'shuth Sh'ai'c'll'll'claroth, and Big Debrah) is the corpse-god of Chesapeake Bay, and matron diety to the Baltimore Crabs.
Prayers for The Olde One
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“I’ve never thought much about time. Not in the way that other people do. I think you’re the same way. You exist in perpetuity. Your best and worst traits are always there. Your final words echoing back to the day you first emerged. Is that why we can still hear you so long after you’ve died? Is that why we still miss you so long after we made the choice not to? ”
“I swear if you make me buy one more ticket to Breckenridge I’m dumping all of my equipment in the bay and someone else will have to figure it out.”
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