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<option>“I’m not sorry.”</option> | <option>“I’m not sorry.”</option> | ||
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| − | “And for today’s guest we have the one and only god of the bay herself! Now Deborah is there anything you want to tell my listeners? [...] Aww that’s very sweet of you to worry, but I’m sure the recording will turn out fine! It’s not like-” | + | <option>“And for today’s guest we have the one and only god of the bay herself! Now Deborah is there anything you want to tell my listeners? [...] Aww that’s very sweet of you to worry, but I’m sure the recording will turn out fine! It’s not like-”</option> |
| − | “I asked Brock about this and he was super cagey. Like he can’t decide if this is an important part of playing here, or if he wants to try and ban me from trying it. I figure I should do it anyway and just not tell him. | + | |
| + | <option>“I asked Brock about this and he was super cagey. Like he can’t decide if this is an important part of playing here, or if he wants to try and ban me from trying it. I figure I should do it anyway and just not tell him. | ||
I don’t think I get it. It’s like there's a rulebook of things to know and I’m stuck catching up all the time. Everyone’s super nice about it, but when I lose or when I say the wrong thing, or react in a way I don’t think I’m supposed to, I just know I messed up. I don’t think you can do anything about it though. | I don’t think I get it. It’s like there's a rulebook of things to know and I’m stuck catching up all the time. Everyone’s super nice about it, but when I lose or when I say the wrong thing, or react in a way I don’t think I’m supposed to, I just know I messed up. I don’t think you can do anything about it though. | ||
You know what that did feel a little better. | You know what that did feel a little better. | ||
| − | If you are listening please don’t tell Brock I talked to you I don’t want him to be mad.” | + | If you are listening please don’t tell Brock I talked to you I don’t want him to be mad.” </option> |
| − | “Oh Great Olde One, Nautical Deborah, Heart of the Bay and Mother of all Crabs, please turn your great eyes upon me. I seek to scuttle in your path and draw closer to the ultimate destiny of all life. Work your incomparable and, um...great crustaceous power to...um. ...Are you even still out there? Still listening? I don’t know if you’re the type of god that likes to give direct and clear messages in people’s heads. The other Crabs say you are...or maybe, were, back before they hollowed you out. I thought doing this, talking to you out loud, would help me have a connection with you like they all seem to have. ...I just want to feel like part of the team.” | + | |
| − | + | <option>“Oh Great Olde One, Nautical Deborah, Heart of the Bay and Mother of all Crabs, please turn your great eyes upon me. I seek to scuttle in your path and draw closer to the ultimate destiny of all life. Work your incomparable and, um...great crustaceous power to...um. ...Are you even still out there? Still listening? I don’t know if you’re the type of god that likes to give direct and clear messages in people’s heads. The other Crabs say you are...or maybe, were, back before they hollowed you out. I thought doing this, talking to you out loud, would help me have a connection with you like they all seem to have. ...I just want to feel like part of the team.”</option> | |
| − | “I know what I did to piss you off. I get it. I blew the game and you’re mad. I’m not going to ask you to forgive me or anything. I’m going to prove that I don’t need it. I’ll play without it. I want it back but I’m willing to earn it if that’s what it takes” | + | |
| − | + | <option>“I know what I did to piss you off. I get it. I blew the game and you’re mad. I’m not going to ask you to forgive me or anything. I’m going to prove that I don’t need it. I’ll play without it. I want it back but I’m willing to earn it if that’s what it takes”</option> | |
| − | [screaming] | + | |
| − | [The sound of water rushing into your lungs.] | + | <option>[screaming]</option> |
| − | “YEAH? YEAH YOU THINK THIS IS GOING TO STOP ME? WE’RE STRONGER THAN YOU AND WE KNOW THAT, IF I DIE HERE THEN THERE WILL BE HUNDREDS MORE AFTER ME - SO DON’T GET COMFORTABLE” | + | |
| − | + | <option>[The sound of water rushing into your lungs.]</option> | |
| − | “I’ve never thought much about time. Not in the way that other people do. I think you’re the same way. You exist in perpetuity. Your best and worst traits are always there. Your final words echoing back to the day you first emerged. Is that why we can still hear you so long after you’ve died? Is that why we still miss you so long after we made the choice not to? ” | + | |
| − | “I know that it’s all about change. I know that’s why we end up here, and why we’ll all leave eventually. But it feels different when it happens to me. I guess that’s why I needed to experience this. So thanks? I guess? Though I don’t know if it’s still you handing out all those blessings.” | + | <option>“YEAH? YEAH YOU THINK THIS IS GOING TO STOP ME? WE’RE STRONGER THAN YOU AND WE KNOW THAT, IF I DIE HERE THEN THERE WILL BE HUNDREDS MORE AFTER ME - SO DON’T GET COMFORTABLE” </option> |
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| − | “They say you’re the most powerful thing in the city. I don't know if that’s true anymore, but it’s hard to test that theory. I wonder what you think of all of this? Are you even there or am I talking to myself?” | + | <option>“I’ve never thought much about time. Not in the way that other people do. I think you’re the same way. You exist in perpetuity. Your best and worst traits are always there. Your final words echoing back to the day you first emerged. Is that why we can still hear you so long after you’ve died? Is that why we still miss you so long after we made the choice not to? ” </option> |
| − | “I’m getting out. I’m free. I never have to see any of this again. Let the rest of them know that it’s possible okay? I don’t think it’s easy, but they can get out. Please tell them, please let them know-” | + | |
| − | + | <option>“I know that it’s all about change. I know that’s why we end up here, and why we’ll all leave eventually. But it feels different when it happens to me. I guess that’s why I needed to experience this. So thanks? I guess? Though I don’t know if it’s still you handing out all those blessings.”</option> | |
| − | “You’re not so scary you know. After everything I’ve been through? I was expecting more. I’m not going to make a deal with you. But I will ask you to keep them safe when I’m gone. There will be no compensation.” | + | |
| − | “I’m not sure they can reach you from up here, but I think I can. I would pass on their messages but I know enough about your kind that I know you would twist them around and hurt them. Some of them know better than to ask though, so maybe this team was a good fit for me afterall. | + | <option>“They say you’re the most powerful thing in the city. I don't know if that’s true anymore, but it’s hard to test that theory. I wonder what you think of all of this? Are you even there or am I talking to myself?”</option> |
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| − | “How is it that I was strong enough to kill you, but not strong enough to keep her alive? Strong enough for violence, but not to save the ones I love. It’s not fair that you get to hear this and she doesn’t. I won’t let it happen again. No matter the cost.” | + | <option>“I’m getting out. I’m free. I never have to see any of this again. Let the rest of them know that it’s possible okay? I don’t think it’s easy, but they can get out. Please tell them, please let them know-”</option> |
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| − | “Hello? Hello? Can you even hear me from up here? I would like a full set of new wrenches, at least 30 eels I can use for experiments and at least 2 new henchmen. And if you could throw in a nice new face mask that would be ideal. Thank you and have a good night.” | + | <option>“You’re not so scary you know. After everything I’ve been through? I was expecting more. I’m not going to make a deal with you. But I will ask you to keep them safe when I’m gone. There will be no compensation.”</option> |
| − | “So you… change people right? Make them different? I was wondering if maybe there was a way you could do that for me. We’re two different people, and I’m sick of just being...the defective one I guess. I have some notes here. Some | + | |
| − | + | <option>“I’m not sure they can reach you from up here, but I think I can. I would pass on their messages but I know enough about your kind that I know you would twist them around and hurt them. Some of them know better than to ask though, so maybe this team was a good fit for me afterall. </option> | |
| − | “It’s been a long time. I hope you’re doing well, all alone down there. The rest of them are gone right now, but I’m not sure you’ve noticed. Or that you can notice honestly. I honestly don't care either way. This is mostly just a bad old habit.” | + | |
| − | + | <option>“How is it that I was strong enough to kill you, but not strong enough to keep her alive? Strong enough for violence, but not to save the ones I love. It’s not fair that you get to hear this and she doesn’t. I won’t let it happen again. No matter the cost.”</option> | |
| − | “Someone said that you’re the god of change? Like evolution? The concept of things never staying the same? Well could you cut it out? We were doing just fine. We didn’t need to change. Now it’s just different and sad. Feels like garbage. I just want him back.” | + | |
| − | “I don’t know what everyone was freaking out about with the bay water, I’m totally fine! I just need to figure out where all this light is coming from. Oh hey who’s this? Hello? Oh that’s sick actually, is there some big dead crab in the bay? Wild. Oh wait this might have been a bad idea-” | + | <option>“Hello? Hello? Can you even hear me from up here? I would like a full set of new wrenches, at least 30 eels I can use for experiments and at least 2 new henchmen. And if you could throw in a nice new face mask that would be ideal. Thank you and have a good night.” </option> |
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| − | “The finals are coming up. This could be it. The last game we play before we ascend. I know we messed it up last time, but I have a feeling this could be it. I wish it wasn’t me pitching - it’s so stressful to have all these expectations on one person. But don’t worry - I won’t let it all fall on one. That’s why there are so many of us right? We can do anything together. | + | <option>“So you… change people right? Make them different? I was wondering if maybe there was a way you could do that for me. We’re two different people, and I’m sick of just being...the defective one I guess. I have some notes here. Some carapace on the mask maybe? Or like little fangs? If you take suggestions I was thinking of something eel related. Eels and crabs are like basically the same thing right?”</option> |
| − | Oh sorry right that’s probably insensitive of me to say. Sorry! “ | + | |
| − | + | <option>“It’s been a long time. I hope you’re doing well, all alone down there. The rest of them are gone right now, but I’m not sure you’ve noticed. Or that you can notice honestly. I honestly don't care either way. This is mostly just a bad old habit.”</option> | |
| − | “Hey. It’s been a while eh? You know when I died I thought that would be the end of it. No more changes, just a long boring eternal rest of whatever. But I got a new job, and a new life. It’s been nice honestly. I’d like to think they’d be proud of what I’ve done. And as bad as it is to say it, I’m glad it’s not so lonely down here these days. But if you can do me a favour and stop Tillman from coming back that would be ideal.” | + | |
| − | + | <option>“Someone said that you’re the god of change? Like evolution? The concept of things never staying the same? Well could you cut it out? We were doing just fine. We didn’t need to change. Now it’s just different and sad. Feels like garbage. I just want him back.” </option> | |
| − | “I wanted to thank you again for what you did for me. I know that it doesn’t seem like a big deal, but those three letters make a huge difference! I feel like I don’t need to explain myself to anyone, they just accept it and move on. I know you haven’t always been the best for the city, but I wanted to know how much that meant to me. So thank you again. | + | |
| − | + | <option>“I don’t know what everyone was freaking out about with the bay water, I’m totally fine! I just need to figure out where all this light is coming from. Oh hey who’s this? Hello? Oh that’s sick actually, is there some big dead crab in the bay? Wild. Oh wait this might have been a bad idea-”</option> | |
| − | “You talk to people, right? Could you, like, clear up this whole drama about how you gave me all these fingers? The tabloids keep following me around about it. Uh...love, Dot, or something. How do I close this out? Stop. Over.” | + | |
| − | + | <option>“The finals are coming up. This could be it. The last game we play before we ascend. I know we messed it up last time, but I have a feeling this could be it. I wish it wasn’t me pitching - it’s so stressful to have all these expectations on one person. But don’t worry - I won’t let it all fall on one. That’s why there are so many of us right? We can do anything together. | |
| − | “To everyone else, you are gone. But when I am out there on the rooftops and listen to the city, there you are. In their nightmares. Everyone else misses you in their own way. But I do not have to. As long as I am still here, I will be a monument to that memory.” | + | Oh sorry right that’s probably insensitive of me to say. Sorry! “</option> |
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| − | “Was it you who did this? I’m not going to thank you or anything. Didn’t even have the decency to rez me where I wanted to be, but whatever I’ll make it work. Tell Nora I said hi and also that her onboarding joke with the scuba tank was dumb. And please keep Combs down there - I think she’s still pissed about the song.” | + | <option>“Hey. It’s been a while eh? You know when I died I thought that would be the end of it. No more changes, just a long boring eternal rest of whatever. But I got a new job, and a new life. It’s been nice honestly. I’d like to think they’d be proud of what I’ve done. And as bad as it is to say it, I’m glad it’s not so lonely down here these days. But if you can do me a favour and stop Tillman from coming back that would be ideal.” </option> |
| − | “...thanks. I guess. I know it isn’t like, all you or whatever. But I don’t think I would have ended up on the team without that. Or met everyone else. It would have sucked to have not been where I am right now. So thanks for being a big messed up Crab god and starting this whole thing.” | + | |
| − | “Uh, I don’t know if you have any sway with the Blaseball gods or anything, but I would really really like it if we could get the blessing that lets me hit the ball instead of throwing it. I would be better at that than at pitching so I could, uh, better honor you. If you do I’ll be good and not eat crab - or eat only crab? Or maybe I'll just walk everywhere sideways. Uh, thanks. Clawmen.” | + | <option>“I wanted to thank you again for what you did for me. I know that it doesn’t seem like a big deal, but those three letters make a huge difference! I feel like I don’t need to explain myself to anyone, they just accept it and move on. I know you haven’t always been the best for the city, but I wanted to know how much that meant to me. So thank you again." </option> |
| − | “Please don’t let them take me. I don’t want to go back.” | + | |
| − | + | <option>“You talk to people, right? Could you, like, clear up this whole drama about how you gave me all these fingers? The tabloids keep following me around about it. Uh...love, Dot, or something. How do I close this out? Stop. Over.” </option> | |
| − | “It’s been a long time. I don’t get to play here much anymore. I wish I did, but not to see you. The paths I walk are so far removed from you now that I don’t think I need to pay you much tribute anymore. But consider these words to be one anyway. Your death served a purpose, and I hope that it has been fulfilled.” | + | |
| − | “I haven’t prayed to you in years, but now that they’re gone? Please. Just get them back home safe. I can’t say I’d do anything - I know what you’ve asked before, and I can’t afford to be that selfish. I just need them to come home safe. If you ever cared about us at all - prove it.” | + | <option>“To everyone else, you are gone. But when I am out there on the rooftops and listen to the city, there you are. In their nightmares. Everyone else misses you in their own way. But I do not have to. As long as I am still here, I will be a monument to that memory.”</option> |
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| − | “I wonder sometimes what my life would have been like if I stayed. Worse I think. You should see me now. I looked my god in the eyes and she blinked first. Then I thought I’d stop off and play some blaseball. Let me know if you need a reminder of who runs this town.” | + | <option>“Was it you who did this? I’m not going to thank you or anything. Didn’t even have the decency to rez me where I wanted to be, but whatever I’ll make it work. Tell Nora I said hi and also that her onboarding joke with the scuba tank was dumb. And please keep Combs down there - I think she’s still pissed about the song.” </option> |
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| − | “They keep telling me you’re something powerful! Still can’t touch me, though, so you must not be worth that much, huh! Have fun in your afterlife, Debbie, I’ll long outlive your legacy.” | + | <option>“...thanks. I guess. I know it isn’t like, all you or whatever. But I don’t think I would have ended up on the team without that. Or met everyone else. It would have sucked to have not been where I am right now. So thanks for being a big messed up Crab god and starting this whole thing.” </option> |
| − | ♪ when I look you in the eyes I will start to realise - you're pathetic in the worst ways, you're spineless like on most days. when I look you in the eyes I will start to realise: you're not going anywhere, going anywhere ♪ | + | |
| − | + | <option>“Uh, I don’t know if you have any sway with the Blaseball gods or anything, but I would really really like it if we could get the blessing that lets me hit the ball instead of throwing it. I would be better at that than at pitching so I could, uh, better honor you. If you do I’ll be good and not eat crab - or eat only crab? Or maybe I'll just walk everywhere sideways. Uh, thanks. Clawmen.”</option> | |
| − | “I swear if you make me buy one more ticket to Breckenridge I’m dumping all of my equipment in the bay and someone else will have to figure it out.” | + | |
| + | <option>“Please don’t let them take me. I don’t want to go back.”</option> | ||
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| + | <option>“It’s been a long time. I don’t get to play here much anymore. I wish I did, but not to see you. The paths I walk are so far removed from you now that I don’t think I need to pay you much tribute anymore. But consider these words to be one anyway. Your death served a purpose, and I hope that it has been fulfilled.”</option> | ||
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| + | <option>“I haven’t prayed to you in years, but now that they’re gone? Please. Just get them back home safe. I can’t say I’d do anything - I know what you’ve asked before, and I can’t afford to be that selfish. I just need them to come home safe. If you ever cared about us at all - prove it.”</option> | ||
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| + | <option>“I wonder sometimes what my life would have been like if I stayed. Worse I think. You should see me now. I looked my god in the eyes and she blinked first. Then I thought I’d stop off and play some blaseball. Let me know if you need a reminder of who runs this town.” </option> | ||
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| + | <option>“They keep telling me you’re something powerful! Still can’t touch me, though, so you must not be worth that much, huh! Have fun in your afterlife, Debbie, I’ll long outlive your legacy.”</option> | ||
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| + | <option>♪ when I look you in the eyes I will start to realise - you're pathetic in the worst ways, you're spineless like on most days. when I look you in the eyes I will start to realise: you're not going anywhere, going anywhere ♪</option> | ||
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| + | <option>“I swear if you make me buy one more ticket to Breckenridge I’m dumping all of my equipment in the bay and someone else will have to figure it out.” </option> | ||
| − | “What can I do to stay?” | + | <option>“What can I do to stay?”</option> |
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Revision as of 17:21, 28 March 2021
COMMUNITY REPORTSThe remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
The Olde One (also known as The Mother Crab, Mr. Trash Wheel, The Deep One, They Who Lay In Slumber Under The Oldest Bay, Mom, The Indomitable Snip, She of the Eternal Shuffle, He of the Omniscent Ommatophores, “That There Big Crab”, Our Lady of the Impenecrable Shell, Ny'el'g'shuth Sh'ai'c'll'll'claroth, and Big Debrah) is the corpse-god of Chesapeake Bay, and matron diety to the Baltimore Crabs.
A Prayer for Deborah </optoin> <option> Mother Crab
“I wonder sometimes what my life would have been like if I stayed. Worse I think. You should see me now. I looked my god in the eyes and she blinked first. Then I thought I’d stop off and play some blaseball. Let me know if you need a reminder of who runs this town.”
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