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| − | if you don't mind I'm trying to keep on the down-low here, just like, keep scrolling and ignore this. Or better yet, add some more things to throw them off my trail. no one knows I made it to Baltimore and that's just how I like it thank you very much. (did you see what happened to the rest of them???? why would anyone play blaseball????)
| + | __FORCETOC__ |
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| − | seriously I don't need that kind of drama in my life. I'm going to learn to knit or something. get a part time job at the aquarium. maybe see if I can get some rad crab claws or something that seems neat.
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| − | see you never
| + | The '''Olde One''' (also known as The Mother Crab, Mr. Trash Wheel, The Deep One, They Who Lay In Slumber Under The Oldest Bay, Mom, The Indomitable Snip, She of the Eternal Shuffle, He of the Omniscent Ommatophores, “That There Big Crab”, Our Lady of the Impenecrable Shell, Ny'el'g'shuth Sh'ai'c'll'll'claroth, and Big Debrah) is the corpse-god of Chesapeake Bay, and matron diety to the [[Baltimore Crabs]]. |
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| − | {{Player
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| + | ==A Prayer for <choose uncached=""> |
| − | | image1= <!-- no photos please! what part of "low profile" don't you get -->
| + | <option> The Olde One</option> |
| − | | caption1
| + | <option> The One Who Sleeps </option> |
| − | | alias=[[Please don't ask|███████████]]
| + | <option> Deborah </optoin> |
| − | | team=[[I'm happy where I am|██████████████]]
| + | <option> Mother Crab </option> |
| − | | former
| + | </choose> == |
| − | | status=[[Have you seen what happened to the rest of them|Active]]
| + | <!-- if you would like to add a new prayer, simply add it on under an existing one by starting it off with <option> and ending with </option> |
| − | | dates=Jul 20, 2020–present
| + | If you want to make other changes to the page, just head down to the bottom to reach the IRM section, or make edits to the IRMs directly. Apologies as we ended up with a lot of prayers--> |
| − | <!-- Records: Statistical Information --> <!-- oh sick I've never played before lets do this -->
| + | <choose uncached=""> |
| − | | batting={{Star Rating|1.5}} <!-- okay listen I'll be honest I'd be terrible at this-->
| + | <option> |
| − | | pitching={{Star Rating|3.0}} <!-- throwing things can't be that hard right? I'll give myself a 3-->
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| − | | baserunning={{Star Rating|1.5}} <!-- I've seen the Crabs roster, this is just a comparison-->
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| − | | defense={{Star Rating|1.5}} <!-- the best defense is a good offence. wait shoot that was also 1.5 -->
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| − | | modifications=
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| − | | item=None
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| − | | armor=None
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| − | | evolution=Base
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| − | | ritual=[[Crabitat|sweeping up shells]] <!-- technically this is my job, but y'know it's kind of like a ritual-->
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| − | | coffee=Coffee? <!-- I prefer tea but for some reason it won't let me enter that-->
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| − | | blood=O No <!-- I would like to keep all of it in my body thank you-->
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| − | | fate=39 <!-- is 39 a good number? I think it is.-->
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| − | | soulscream <!-- AHHHHHHHHHHHH? -->
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| − | | pronouns=██████ <!-- nope.-->
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| − | | likes <!-- long walks on the beach, not being in a blood splort-->
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| − | | dislikes <!-- playing blaseball-->
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| − | | peanut_allergy=Allergic
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| − | }}
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| − | <choose uncached=""> | |
| − | <option>Wyatt Mason </option> | |
| − | <option>Wyatt █████ </option> | |
| − | <option>W█at█ █as██ </option> | |
| − | <option>█████ █████ </option> | |
| − | </choose> <choose uncached=""> | |
| − | <option>is a lineup player </option>
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| − | <option> has never played </option>
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| − | <option> is a pitcher </option>
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| − | </choose> for the <choose unchached="">
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| − | <option> [[Unlimited Tacos]] </option>
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| − | <option> [[Seattle Garages]] </option>
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| − | <option> [[Breckenridge Jazz Hands]] </option>
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| − | <option> [[Atlantis Georgias]] </option>
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| − | <option> [[Miami Dale]] </option>
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| − | <option> [[Boston Flowers]] </option>
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| − | <option> [[Hellmouth Sunbeams]] </option>
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| − | <option> [[Ohio Worms]] </option>
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| − | <option> [[New York Millennials]] </option>
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| − | <option> [[Core Mechanics]] </option>
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| − | <option> [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]] </option>
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| − | <option> [[Kansas City Breath Mints]] </option>
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| − | <option> [[Tokyo Lift]] </option>
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| − | </choose> and joined the team in [[Season 14]] as part of the [[Second Wyatt Masoning]].
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| − | {{Alert Box <!-- uh oh I don't like the sound of that -->
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| − | | image = File:Interviews.png <!-- no thank you I'm camera shy -->
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| − | | header = Do you hear something? <!-- nothing to see here - move along please! -->
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| − | | text = Who are you? Let me take a closer look. <!-- sorry you've got the wrong guy! try one of these instead -->
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| − | ==Who are you?==
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| − | {{#dpl:titlematch={{{Subject|{{{PlayerName|{{{1|Tot Fox}}}}}}}}}/IF-%
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| − | {{{intro|Static over the breeze as you try to find the right frequency.. try [[%PAGE%|%PAGE%]].<br>Does this sound right?}}}''\n,«/option»,\n«/choose»
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| − | <choose uncached="">
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| − | <option>{{IRM|PlayerName=Rat Mason|banner=|title= Who are you?|intro=Static over the breeze as you try to find the right frequency. <br>Does this sound right?<br><br>}}</option> | |
| − | <option>{{IRM|PlayerName=Stephens Lightner|banner=|title= Who are you?|intro=Static over the breeze as you try to find the right frequency.<br>Does this sound right?<br><br>}}</option>
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| − | <option>{{IRM|PlayerName=Valentine Games|banner=|title= Who are you?|intro=Static over the breeze as you try to find the right frequency.<br>Does this sound right?<br><br>}}</option>
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| − | <option>{{IRM|PlayerName=Baby Triumphant|banner=|title= Who are you?|intro=Static over the breeze as you try to find the right frequency.<br>Does this sound right?<br><br>}}</option> | |
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| − | <!-- <option>{{IRM|PlayerName=Baldwin Breadwinn- I Think You May Want To Reconsider This One, We Are Occupied At The Moment.
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| − | ....yikes okay I don't know what's going on over there but I'll just leave that one out for now I guess??? -->
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| − | That sounds right. No need to keep looking. <!-- you had better not. seriously the league will not be happy with me. -->
| + | This is where the IRM will go |
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