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| − | {{For|a look at the Moist Talkers from the original 24 Beta seasons of Blaseball|Canada Moist Talkers/Beta}}
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| − | |title=Canada Moist Talkers
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| − | |former=Topeka Moist Talkers
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| − | |league=[[Internet League Blaseball]]
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| − | |conference=Good League
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| − | |division=Chaotic Good
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| − | |image1=[[File:MoistTalkerLogo.png|thumb|30x30|]]
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| − | |arcana=V The Hierophant
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| − | |championships=3
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| − | |home_town=[[Topeka]] (former)<br/>[[Halifax]], Nova Scotia, [[Canada]]
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| − | |team_slogan="Talk Spit, Get Hits"
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| − | |stadium=[[Gleek Arena]]
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| − | |mascot=[[FASHION]]
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| − | |social_media=[https://twitter.com/MoistTalkers @MoistTalkers]
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| − | |caption1=Logo by [https://twitter.com/longhairQ Q Peiffer. @longhairQ]
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| − | |team_colors={{HexCode|e5f4f5}}, {{HexCode|ed1c24}}, {{HexCode|3B97D3}}, {{HexCode|035597}}
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| − | |emoji=🗣️
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| − | |circuits = [[/Beta/|Canada Moist Talkers (Beta)]]<br/>Canada Moist Talkers (Gamma 1)<br/>[[/Gamma 2/|Canada Moist Talkers (Gamma 2)]]<br/>[[/Gamma 3/|Canada Moist Talkers (Gamma 3)]]<br/>[[/Gamma 4/|Canada Moist Talkers (Gamma 4)]]
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| − | The '''Canada Moist Talkers''' (formerly the '''Topeka Moist Talkers''') are a Blaseball team that competes in the Chaotic Good division of the Good League.
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| − | During the [[Discipline Era]], the Moist Talkers originally competed in the [[Chaotic Evil]] division. After the [[Season 5#Decrees 2|High Filter]] decree passed in the election following [[Season 5]], they were placed into the Mild High division of The [[Mild League]], later moving to the Mild Low division after the [[Season 10]] election, where they played the entirety of the [[Expansion Era]]. They have been a member of [[Internet League Blaseball]] since [[Season D]] when they, then named the Topeka Moist Talkers, joined as an [[incineration]] replacement for the [[Canada Artists]].
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| − | Following [[Fall Ball]], the Moist Talkers were placed into the Chaotic Good division of the Good Conference.
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| − | ==Roster==
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| − | {{For|the roster at the conclusion of [[Season 24]]|Canada Moist Talkers/Beta#Roster}}
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| − | *[[Russo Slugger]]
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| − | *[[Nerd James]]
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| − | *[[Tad Seeth]]
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| − | *[[Donna Milicic]]
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| − | *[[Khulan Sagaba]]
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| − | *[[Jay Camacho]]
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| − | *[[Stretch Filigree]]
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| − | *[[Ginger Fiesta]]
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| − | *[[Scott Gray]]
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| − | *{{Spoiler|[[Bennett Takahashi]] (Buried)}}
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| − | *{{Spoiler|[[Justice Valenzuela]] (Buried)}}
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| − | *{{Spoiler|[[Stephanie Winters]] (Buried)}}
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| − | *[[Eris Street]]
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| − | *[[Abner Pothos]]
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| − | *[[Gloria Bentley]]
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| − | *[[Simon Haley]]
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| − | *[[Paula Reddick]]
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| − | *Currently unknown
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| − | Select [[Tlopps Blaseball Cards|Tlopps]] cards can be found [[Gallery of Tlopps Cards#Canada Moist Talkers .F0.9F.97.A3.EF.B8.8F|here]]
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| − | ==Former Players==
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| − | {{For|a list of former Players from Beta|Canada Moist Talkers/Beta#Former Players}}
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| − | ===Incinerations===
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| − | *None
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| − | ===Feedback Swaps===
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| − | ===Blessings and Trades===
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| − | *None
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| − | ===Roamin'===
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| − | *None
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| − | ===Faded into Dust===
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| − | *None
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| − | ==Season Results==
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| − | {{For|the Moist Talkers' season results during Beta|Canada Moist Talkers/Beta#Season Results}}
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| − | ===Era 3 (Seasons ? - ??)===
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| − | ! colspan="5" |Era 3
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| − | !Season
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| − | !Wins
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| − | !Record
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| − | !Postseason
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| − | !Season Summary
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| − | |0-99
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| − | |Did not qualify.
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| − | *Did not receive any blessings in the election.
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| − | ==Team Overview==
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| − | {{Community Lore}}
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| − | <small>For a more in-depth look at the team, see [[Canada Moist Talkers/History]]</small>
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| − | The [[Canada Moist Talkers|Moist Talker's]] home stadium is [[Gleek Arena]] in the sunken city of [[Halifax]], Nova Scotia, [[Canada]]. Outside of Canada, this team is widely known by their nickname "The Towelettes."
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| − | The mouth in the Moist Talkers logo is modeled after Tom DeLonge, noted musician, Canadian, and UFO Researcher.
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| − | As a rite of passage for new players, and also to encourage camaraderie with the [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]], new players are taken out shopping to buy several pairs of cool shoes. Players can expect their shoes to first get stolen by [[Beasley Gloom]], and then when they eventually pass onto the Shoe Thieves, they can often find a little bite mark from Gloom. This is considered good luck, and a good omen for coming games.
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| − | ==Staff==
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| − | ===Coaching===
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| − | *[[Michel É. Moose and Chalky Hoodwinkle]]
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| − | ===Mascots===
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| − | *[[Season 1]] - [[THE MAW]]
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| − | *[[Season 2]] - [[Belligerent Phlegm Receptacle]]
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| − | *[[Season 3]] - [[The Moist Owlette]]
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| − | *[[Season 4]] - [[The Tantric Shrimp]]
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| − | *[[Season 5]] - [[H O R K]]
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| − | *[[Season 6]] - [[Gigantamax Inflatable and Jerry The Intern]]
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| − | *[[Season 7]] - [[The ORB]]
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| − | *[[Season 8]] - [[Buddy]]
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| − | *[[Season 9]] - None
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| − | *[[Season 10]] - [[The Husk]]
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| − | *[[Season 11]] - [[FASHION|'''''<u>FASHION™®©</u>''''']]
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| − | *[[Season 12]] - [[Mario The Cat]]
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| − | *[[Season 13]] - [["Singing Salmon" (Greer Lott Edition)]]
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| − | *[[Season 14]] - [[Pokey Patty]]
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| − | *[[Season 15]] - [[~object Object~]]
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| − | *[[Season 16]] - [[Soggy Doggy]]
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| − | *[[Season 17]] - [[The Offering Bowl]]
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| − | *[[Season 18]] - [[Nic]]
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| − | *[[Season 19]] - [[Finn Ghees]]
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| − | *[[Season 20]] - [[Maude R. Ation]]
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| − | ==Fan Culture==
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| − | <small>For a more in-depth look at fan culture, see [[Canada Moist Talkers/Fan Culture]].</small>
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| − | ===Chants===
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| − | The Canada Moist Talkers' fans have plenty of chants to scream out while in the stands of a blaseball arena. Notably, most of the chants involve a large amount of spitting.
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| − | *Talk Spit, Get Hits
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| − | *One Mouth, a lotta spit
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| − | For more, including player-specific chants, see [[Canada Moist Talkers/Fan Culture#Chants|Chants]].
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| − | ==Notable Events==
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| − | *In the 57th game of Season 2 in a game against the [[Hellmouth Sunbeams]], the Moist Talkers found themselves down 3-0 in the bottom of the 7th inning. Their collective backs against the wall, they hunkered down and scored one run each in the seventh, eighth, and ninth inning to send the game into extra innings. The run scored in the ninth inning was due to the team's loose cannon, Trevino Merritt, stealing home with two outs while the team was down 3-2. The Moist Talkers went on to win the game in thirteen innings, by a score of 5-3.
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| − | *In the 96th game of Season 2 in a game against the [[Seattle Garages]], the Moist Talkers hit two grand slams in the bottom of the third inning, off of the bats of [[Hobbs Cain]] and [[Richmond Harrison]] respectively. The team put up 13 runs in the inning, which is an Internet Blaseball League record. They would go on to win the game by a score of 18-3, and clinch a spot in the IBL Playoffs.
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| − | ==Trivia==
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| − | *The Player's favourite television program is H2O: Just Add Water.
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| − | ==On the Material Plane==
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| − | *In a speech prior to Season 1, Canadian prime minister Justin Trudeau advised the nation that wearing a mask can prevent Canadians from “speaking moistly” to each other<ref>https://youtube.com/slK5IY_GJzI?t=29</ref>, a clear yet subtle nod to the team despite the apparent chronological discrepancy.
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| − | ==Fan Art==
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| − | File:MoistTalkersJersey2020.png|The Current 2020 Jersey Design for the Moist Talkers. Created by: [https://twitter.com/@Spiral_Joe @Spiral_Joe] / [https://twitter.com/longhairQ longhairQ]
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| − | File:MoistTalkersLogo Cobaltcakes.png|Logo by [https://twitter.com/4damAvenue Cobaltcakes]
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| − | File:Moisttalkersselfie.png|Season 3 Team Selfie by [https://twitter.com/@Spiral_Joe @Spiral_Joe].
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| − | File:Hobbsrich.png|Richmond and Hobbs. by [https://twitter.com/@Spiral_Joe @Spiral_Joe].
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| − | File:Moist talkers throwback4.png|Moist Talkers Throwback logo by @easyreader #8140 on Discord
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| − | File:Averylineup.jpg|Full Lineup by [https://twitter.com/avery_helm avery_helm]
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| − | File:F33A53D8-15AF-4E70-9B4E-62AD3CDCC33D.jpeg|The Dot and York Silk (bellart03)
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| − | File:Talkers.png|What is Height? ft. Mooney Doctor, Eugenia Garbage, Fish Summer, and Cedric Spliff
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| − | File:Talkers2.png|What is Height 2, ft. Commissioner Vapor, Ziwa Mueller, McBlase (&) Beans
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| − | File:Season 12 Moist Talkers Team Selfie.png|alt=Season 12 Team Selfie|Season 12 Moist Talkers Team Selfie by [https://twitter.com/Spiral_Joe Spiral_Joe]
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| − | File:Necromancy Poster.png|alt=Necromancy Poster|[https://www.blaseball.wiki/w/Jaylen_Hotdogfingers Necromancy] Poster by [https://twitter.com/Spiral_Joe Spiral_Joe]
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| − | File:Moist Talkers group photo S24.png|alt=S24 Moist Talkers team photo|Season 24 team selfie, by Spuntamatite
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