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Revision as of 18:50, 28 May 2021

History

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The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Conrad Twelve is the twelfth incarnation of a serially-reincarnated personality-bundle called Conrad. Each incarnation of Conrad is substantially different to all the previous iterations, but is also host to the personality imprints (or as they prefer to tell it, “haunted by the ghosts”) of the prior incarnations. All incarnations of Conrad have dwelt in the area now known as Chicago, including the earliest incarnations which date back to pre-Columbian North America.

It remains unclear why “the Conrad” reincarnates in this way, or why the Conrad seems to have a link to Chicago. Conrad Twelve has explained only that “it feels like we’re searching for something”.

Conrad Twelve is a forty-three year old African-American person. A qualified robotics major, Conrad worked as a roboticist for NALSA during his twenties, before quitting in order to “find herself”. As part of this journey of discovery prior to joining the main roster of the Chicago Firefighters, Conrad Twelve was employed for seven years as a long-distance trucker. On this unexpected career move, Conrad is said to have commented “you can’t find yourself if you don’t go looking in a lot of different places”.

Conrad heard the Call when on a trucking job between Seattle and Washington D.C. While idling in congestion on the Chicago Sklyway, Conrad abruptly exited the cab, abandoned their vehicle and set off on foot for the Fire House, where he would spend the next XX years in the Firefighter's Shadows, while also proving to be an excellent driver of fire trucks.

Conrad has a cheerful, sunny disposition despite his complex and crowded psyche. Her personality is often described as “avuncular”. Conrad’s decision making and awareness of immediate reality can be lacking due to the psychic crosstalk, but they are also valued amongst the Firefighters for their wisdom distilled from His many lives. She is also known for an occasional streak of terrifying ruthlessness, which they channel especially while on the mound: this is thought to stem from the influence of the [DATA MISSING] personality.

Conrad’s understanding of his gender is in a continuous state of evolution, partly owing to the influence of her previous selves. Conrad Twelve experiments often with their gender presentation.

Like all of us, he is from Chicago. Her jersey number is 12.

Previous Conrads

The historical record tell us little about previous Conrads. As such our primary source is Conrad Twelve themselves: his recorded comments are presented below.

Number Biography
One Conrad Twelve appears to have difficulty recalling Conrad One. ”She… she remembers fire.”
Two Conrad Twelve has refused to discuss Conrad Two.
Three "He's kind of a straight-laced guy. Big family man, lots of children and grandchildren and so on - I've never looked them up, too weird, although we send money now and then. He doesn't come out much because modern technology makes him uncomfortable."
Four "She had a colorful life, I guess you'd call it. She was a con-artist. She'd been in prison, she ran a bar... You'll know when it's her talking because she's always watching a point just behind your head."
Five DATA MISSING
Six DATA MISSING
Seven "Seven really believed in our quest, but ze also tried to tell other people about it, and that didn't end up too well for zir... ze spent a lot of time being bounced around unpleasant places who thought there was something wrong with zir. Ze got out, though, and spent the second half of zir life working to improve understanding, conditions and respect for, well, we'd call it neuroatypical people now."
Eight DATA MISSING
Nine DATA MISSING
Ten "I think they played Blaseball, before the Return... though I've never proved it, and they don't like to discuss it. But I feel them when I grip the ball, and something in them makes me want to grip it tighter. It's important to them, even though it hurts.

They also love cats. Maybe they're why Socks_Maybe likes me."

Eleven "She's so great! Very bubbly type, everyone's buddy. It wasn't fair what happened to her."

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