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IRM 92.33 Albert Stink is a carved wooden pangolin marionette said to be carved by Sandie Carver. What had started as a fun prop to practice monologues against led to, via currently unknown means, the animation of Albert Stink.
IRM 92.83 Albert Stink is a philosophy major from NYU who awoke one morning finding they had transformed into a stinkbug. After Stink's first official Blaseball game, they had said, "Some metamorphosis this turned out to be," before returning to the dugout and greeting the active Millennials roster.
First two IRM suggestions; the first one is on there to populate the IRM already but can be changed if needed!