Topic on Talk:Melton Telephone

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Hi--thank you so much for reaching out! I'm glad to change the way that section is written, I originally added it to make sure that it didn't come off like I was excluding the more established interp or sending that interp off to another dimension. I know my take on Melton is a little nonstandard and I'm glad to work something up to make it fit better. I intentionally tried to make the whole thing kind of ambiguous, though the interp is specifically a post-alt interp, but I don't want to step on any other interpretations.


Would this wording be better for the introduction? I took mention of the other interpretation out.

"In the chaos that ensued after the Yellowstone Magic’s shadows roster dealt with a particularly nasty infestation of invasive Path Bugs, the sudden appearance of an entity connected to Shadows player Melton Telephone was equally unexpected.

The person who was sighted on Parkpark trail cameras clambering out of the Morning Glory Pool, soaked in sizzling water was not immediately recognized by Parkpark staff. When approached, it was noted that they were wearing some sort of reinforced armor suit that allowed them to survive such high temperatures as are common in the Morning Glory Pool, along with a helmet hiding their face which displayed various lights and shapes, including those which resembled a glowing circle of rotary buttons"