I propose to add an article in verse, presenting Honeywell as a Kodiak bear who behaves like a bear because he is a bear. Full text is available at https://docs.google.com/document/d/1BpKpD5stKHXZXXlOSsiThaopK13NvcP3ccKxTFdzrKc/edit?usp=sharing
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