Summary:
- Son Jensen is a Korean human, a dragon, or a robot, is experienced in time and space law, and is temporally displaced due to Los Angeli-related shenanigans.
- This entire page slightly teeters on the edge of being one long wiki crime, with the History section divided up into several sections that are out of order, and references that only apply to specific IRMs, denoted by being in purple text, showing up outside of the IRM section inside choose functions.
- Uses the pronoun randomizer!
- Discusses how Son became temporally displaced.
- Big section on personality and interests.
- Her adaptation from the Beams is branching, timeline-representing silver vines and exposed ribs.
- Explanation of her friendships and dynamics both on the Tacos and the Beams. Some of the less critical ones are stored in choose functions.
- The most important one: he was dating Nicholas Vincent prior to xer death.
- Discusses her time on the Beams.
- IRMs:
- Human!Son is more interested in law than blaseball, but still interested in both.
- Dragon!Son is more interested in blaseball than law, but still interested in both. Additionally, her temporal displacement means that three versions of her appear: a younger dragon, an older dragon, and an egg with legs sticking out the bottom.
- Robot!Son was initially a promotional animatronic built by Al Pastor and was completed by his teammates.
- A bunch of fun trivia, and then an ominous sendoff about how his vines are slowly but constantly growing.
Full Text: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1mq4JzCmLicDYVrM2ckGSy_R9Mn5b8f9dI6aoi-EcVrE/edit?usp=sharing At present it is also available on my userpage talk page if you want to see what this looks like somewhat in context, although the source code on this page does also contain large commented-out sections of other code: https://www.blaseball.wiki/w/UserWiki_talk:Aquelon
