Talk:Son Jensen

Summary:

• Son Jensen is a Korean human, a dragon, or a robot, is experienced in time and space law, and is temporally displaced due to Los Angeli-related shenanigans.
• This entire page slightly teeters on the edge of being one long wiki crime, with the History section divided up into several sections that are out of order, and references that only apply to specific IRMs, denoted by being in purple text, showing up outside of the IRM section inside choose functions.
• Uses the pronoun randomizer!
• Discusses how Son became temporally displaced.
• Big section on personality and interests.
• Her adaptation from the Beams is branching, timeline-representing silver vines and exposed ribs.
• Explanation of her friendships and dynamics both on the Tacos and the Beams. Some of the less critical ones are stored in choose functions.
• The most important one: he was dating Nicholas Vincent prior to xer death.
• Discusses her time on the Beams.
• IRMs:
  • Human!Son is more interested in law than blaseball, but still interested in both.
  • Dragon!Son is more interested in blaseball than law, but still interested in both. Additionally, her temporal displacement means that three versions of her appear: a younger dragon, an older dragon, and an egg with legs sticking out the bottom.
  • Robot!Son was initially a promotional animatronic built by Al Pastor and was completed by his teammates.
• A bunch of fun trivia, and then an ominous sendoff about how his vines are slowly but constantly growing.

Full Text: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1mq4JzCmLicDYVrM2ckGSy_R9Mn5b8f9dI6aoi-EcVrE/edit?usp=sharing At present it is also available on my userpage talk page if you want to see what this looks like somewhat in context, although the source code on this page does also contain large commented-out sections of other code: https://www.blaseball.wiki/w/UserWiki_talk:Aquelon

As the page has been updated, my userpage will soon no longer contain this page's text. Look at the page itself for that!

Son's page is ready to have community lore added to it! She's had the new player banner since his unshadowing in season 22, and we've written up some nice and ready to go lore for her.

Tagging (a bunch of) the wiki mods: @Inumo @Nesbitt @Pokeylope i hope this works

ok wait i'm going to tag the rest of the wiki mods just to be sure. @Risky @Ian Gitax @Sav @Dax

Done.

As the writeup for Son's page is nearly ready, it is probably time to bring up installing her IRM! This is going to be a concept-format IRM, as that fits best (Son has the same general personality and the same most-of-his-history regardless of appearance, but can be either a human, a dragon, or a robot, which impacts her early history). It's also probably going to be further down the page, which reflects Son's temporal displacement and is explained right at the start of the page. Hope that's ok?

Summary-format sounds like it could theoretically also work (in which case the title will be customized to have his name in it rather than just Subject, so "Testimony on Son Jensen's Identity"), but the others I asked about this said that concept seemed like the better option, so it will be concept format unless the wiki mods feel strongly otherwise.

Here's the mostly-complete page text in google docs format, in case you want to see what the page looks like: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1v7RUJsHcrePO7_fxzL7FHmn-nEed73WkYKFICap8XEA/edit?usp=sharing