Topic on Talk:Lucien Patchwork

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IRM entry: A Plush Snake Scarecrow

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Summary: Lucien is a plush patchwork snake with button eyes, a shoe lace tongue, and wears a straw hat like a scarecrow. It’s made up of scraps of other Moist Talkers players’ casual clothing.

Today, Patchwork has decided to appear as a mixture of some of its previous forms, namely a plush patchwork snake donning a straw hat, much like a scarecrow. I noticed that some of the fabric that was used to “patch” itself together seemed familiar, and after asking around I have noted that several scraps of fabric consisting its form came from various teammates’ casual clothing; Greer was notably miffed, as a piece of fabric that make up its mouth was from one of her peeled blaseball skins that she was “saving for later”. She calmed down after seeing Lucien’s form, I assume she was content knowing other teammates have also had something of theirs “borrowed”. Beasley, Budy, and Beans were especially enamoured by Patchwork's new form; from what I could observe, somehow it had successfully incorporated a shoe lace as its tongue and its design acutely resembles different toys they would rest on, and that has lead the players to spend as much time in between rotations playing with it. During its turn on the field, it appeared Patchwork would curl its tail around a bat during batting and while running to bases, it appeared to half-slither-half-hop at impressive speeds. It does not seem to be verbal, however, its hisses were reported to have a strange drawl, and despite having button eyes that is capable of sight, it seems to still tongue-flick, much like a realistic snake. I will admit, I am curious to see if this form is effective at scaring crows away from plants given its scarecrow-like appearance, however, as Good is quite fond of some of the crows that fly over the Gleek, I shall put this hypothesis under hiatus for now.