Topic on Talk:Kelvin Drumsolo

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While you know I always like the angsty option, I feel like that asks faaaar too many questions than it answers. One thing I was considering doing another time was creating a section of unsubstantiated things Kelvin has declared to be true and tbh whatever ze says about incineration would fall into that category so it isn’t really intended to be read as fact. I can edit it to make that clearer?