Topic on Talk:Kelvin Drumsolo

From Blaseball Wiki
Line 24: Line 24:
  
 
==Musical Career and Romantic Life==
 
==Musical Career and Romantic Life==
Drumsolo is a member of avant-garde noise-classical-electronicore-Core band Kelvin and the Kelvins along with fellow Mechanic [[Kelvin Andante]]. The pair frequently write music discussing themes such as re-marriage and divorce, with lyrics which talk about inconveniences such as rearranging kitchen storage, stealing shampoo, finishing the milk and not getting more and not knowing how to fix an oven. The pair have confirmed that they {{#Choose: are married.|are divorced.|are kind of complicated.|got coffee the other day but in kind of a friends way but also maybe not?|are in the middle of an intense custody battle over a cactus named Spiky Jim.|are just friends for real this time they're just friends.|dare efinitely not on a date why would anyone assume that two bandmates just hanging out having a chat about music things would be on a date|are bandmates (oh my god they are bandmates)|are on the phone to their divorce lawyers right now}} Their musical releases frequently feature other members of the team with some claiming that the band should actually be called Kelvin and the Kelvins and the Core Mechanics+. In a press release the duo stated that their frequent contributors are valued friends and one of the ways their band ties into the local community, but that they have the very strict entry requirement of being named Kelvin. In addition, they stated that applicants with other temperature related names may discuss official membership which will be decided on a case-by-case basis.
+
Drumsolo is a member of avant-garde noise-classical-electronicore-Core band Kelvin and the Kelvins along with fellow Mechanic [[Kelvin Andante]]. The pair frequently write music discussing themes such as re-marriage and divorce, with lyrics which talk about inconveniences such as rearranging kitchen storage, stealing shampoo, finishing the milk and not getting more and not knowing how to fix an oven. The pair have confirmed that they {{#choose: are married.|are divorced.|are kind of complicated.|got coffee the other day but in kind of a friends way but also maybe not?|are in the middle of an intense custody battle over a cactus named Spiky Jim.|are just friends for real this time they're just friends.|are definitely not on a date why would anyone assume that two bandmates just hanging out having a chat about music things would be on a date.|are bandmates (oh my god they are bandmates).|are on the phone to their divorce lawyers right now.}} Their musical releases frequently feature other members of the team with some claiming that the band should actually be called Kelvin and the Kelvins and the Core Mechanics+. In a press release the duo stated that their frequent contributors are valued friends and one of the ways their band ties into the local community, but that they have the very strict entry requirement of being named Kelvin. In addition, they stated that applicants with other temperature related names may discuss official membership which will be decided on a case-by-case basis.
  
 
==Blaseball Career==
 
==Blaseball Career==