Topic on Talk:Isaac Johnson

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This is a proposal to change Isaac's place of employment from the Vienna Beef Factory to a random list of fake businesses that either already exist in Chicago Blaseball lore, are implied by Chicago Blaseball lore, or have been come up with over the course of Blaseball's existence by Chicago fans.

The reasoning is because A) it's fun and B) with the newest guidelines for referencing real people, I figure it is better to move to fictional businesses (though many of them are references to real businesses in Chicago). Any businesses that have relation to an existing page will have a link to that page, any businesses that do not will use the dead link function.

Here is the current list of businesses I have compiled to randomly choose from:

Hungry James's Greasy Spoon And Other Utensils Geepa’s Lemonade and Also Food Chicago Fields Museum BIG JONNIES TOWING The-Meat-Packing-Factory-From-Upton-Sinclair's-The-Jungle Meat Packing and Canning Plortillos Royal Crown Malört Bottling Facility The World-Famous Chicago Sofas Depot Will's Towing Big Barnabas Roseheart's Olde-Style Boxing Glove Manufactory Flermilab Bruce's Phone Books Suzanne's (Formerly) Two-Star Burgers and Fries Alvarado and Sons Legitimate Construction Company Mledieval Times Dinner Theatre The Chicago Yellow Journalism Company