Topic on Talk:Halexandrey Walton

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This IRM emerged from discussion within Magic - posting here for comments / additions, as always. Will be shopping around to other teams which have had her.

Halexandrey Walton ("Hex" or "Halex") is the name given to any of a wide variety of female canid or canid-like species which have played in the league, filling an otherwise empty slot in the lineup or rotation. The first observed occurrence of this was for the Yellowstone Magic, on Season 2, Day 64 as a replacement for the incineration of Sosa Elftower, when a coyote (Canis latrans) wandered onto the field. Current species which have been observed as Halexandry Walton include:



-Coyote (Canis latrans)
-Grey/Red/Eastern wolf (Canis lupus)
-Domestic dog (feral) (Canis familiaris)
-Grizzly bear (Ursus arctos)
-Red fox (Vulpes vulpes)
-Black-tailed prairie dog (Cynomys ludovicianus)
-Mexican priarie dog (Cynomys mexicanus)
-Tanuki (Nyctereutes procyonoides)*

Only observed during Tokyo Lift home games.

Of these, by far the most common species witnessed is the coyote, including the specific initial coyote which replaced Elftower in season 2. Despite the fact that Walton is readily observed by fans of the sport to be a multitude of different specific animals and species, almost universally any active Blaseball players identifies her exclusively as a "good girl," "pupper," "puppo," or fluffy-wuffy, seemingly confusing her with some domesticated canid. When asked, Blaseball players cannot identify what specific species she is nor can they identify that she is, in fact, a wild animal.

Would like to expand it a bit more, taking any suggestions.