Topic on Talk:Bonk Jokes

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By request, I'm currently working on a way to list some of the bones listed within Bonk's structure, via a randomized function, but chances are it will not be implemented on the first upload of the page. The format would be roughly something like

" Bonk Joke's Bone Facts

Bonk Jokes will sometimes pick out a particular part of their structure that they really appreciate that day, for educational or entertainment purposes, and will update a bulletin board in the main Ranger Station with a note stating that particular day's bone. If confronted with the idea that said bone could not come from the animal mentioned, Bonk's preferred method of response is to stare at the asker in silence, holding the bone in question up, until they change the subject. It seems to always have the bone ready, no matter how improbable or indeed scientifically impossible. Today's chosen bone is part of a (animaltype)'s (bodypart), which is (Number) years old."

Assembling the list of data for the animal type is taking a little while, and I'd also prefer to have a clean version of the page up without it, prior to adding something fancy that could break things.