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Hello! I'm drafting a page for Brisket Friendo, newest friendo of the Seattle Garages. We jammed with the 'Beams over siesta and have a lot of common points, namely that:
Brisket Friendo appears in the shape of a cat wearing a blahaj (a shark plush sold from Ikea) costume. They are very heavy! An absolute unit of a cat. Probably a shapeshifter from space but found catform ideal.
They are cared for by Brie, a person from the Hellmouth (Brie's Cat, Brisket) who is a grad student former Outback Steakhouse employee turned Barista. The pair have a very Lilo & Stitch vibe.
Brie bats, then guides Brisket to run the bases with a laser pointer.
Other suggested points are here. Will update this with draft once finished.