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Joining the Spies

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Oj (talkcontribs)

A new section on Avila joining the Spies. Highlights:

  • The Agency wanted to hire someone with deep knowledge of coffee to investigate Observed and Redacted. A feedback swap was arranged.
  • Immediately upon recruitment, Avila took one look at the Spies' only celebrating the absolute minimum of league-mandated #PARTYTIME, and made them have some actual fun for once.
  • Avila is doing forensic coffee analysis. She is wondering why they haven't made any major breakthroughs in the case for years now.
  • She delights in using the phrase "I would tell you, but then I'd have to kill you".