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Lenny Generally Accepted Lore, from Early Lore Docs

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Lenny is a worm wearing a cupcake upon his back, thus resembling a snail... or, by some definitions, being a snail. Each day, he shows up at the ballpark wearing a new, freshly baked cupcake.

He is a legend from way back in the early days of Blaseball, and none truly understand the power behind his swings. Lenny has a parental demeanor, both as a protector of his team (and the league as a whole), and as a proud snail distributing snacks for both teams after each game.

Little is known of his earliest days, but Lenny insists that his Blaseball success began through a series of comedic misunderstandings and dumb luck.