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Lenny Lore originally posted by Maus on the wiki page

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Pinebank (talkcontribs)

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Lenny Crumb is a baking enthusiast and fervent sprinter. He carries home made cupcakes on his back both for extra weight training, or for an easy snack while on the outfield. When asked at a 2021 press conference about video footage of Lenny sharing his treats with the opposing teams in exchange for letting him advance, Lenny vehemently denied all accusations. Despite this public denial, first baseman is a highly sought-after position in teams playing against the Ohio Worms.

if anybody has concerns or issues with this lore, please let us know in the replies!

Lenny Generally Accepted Lore, from Early Lore Docs

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Patronus (talkcontribs)

Lenny is a worm wearing a cupcake upon his back, thus resembling a snail... or, by some definitions, being a snail. Each day, he shows up at the ballpark wearing a new, freshly baked cupcake.

He is a legend from way back in the early days of Blaseball, and none truly understand the power behind his swings. Lenny has a parental demeanor, both as a protector of his team (and the league as a whole), and as a proud snail distributing snacks for both teams after each game.

Little is known of his earliest days, but Lenny insists that his Blaseball success began through a series of comedic misunderstandings and dumb luck.

Lenny Factual Info - First at bat

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Patronus (talkcontribs)

During the Worms' first at-bat in their first game upon the Descension, Lenny Crumb hit a solo home run approximately 26 seconds into the game.

Adding The Garages Songs?

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Teatableflip (talkcontribs)

Lenny Crumb has a song dedicated to him on The Garage's album World Tour, I think a link and a short synopsis would be a good inclusion.

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'The Tale of Lenny Crumb: A Tall Tlale' , from The Garages' album World Tour,  is a folk song chronicling Lenny Crumb becoming the first Ohio Worm at the behest of Hidalgo Internet. The folk song goes on to claim the teams who appeared during the Season 12 Descension were Big League teams who had Ascended to escape Hidalgo Internet's dark machinations. Upon meeting with the newly ascended Baltimore Crabs the Worms, Gorgias and Mechanics re-descended out of concern for the state of Blaseball. The song ends on a threat, and call to arms against the CEO of Blaseball "That Coin don't know what's comin' / cause the Worms do what they must."

Lenny Crumb: Kafka Who?

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Mothlizard (talkcontribs)

Lenny Crumb was a 48 year old used car salesman working in Cincinnati when he was unexpectedly hit by a bus. He was rushed to the hospital, and emergency surgery was performed- in order to save his life, the doctors had to replace all his body parts with giant ant body parts. This harrowing experience lead Lenny to reassess his life and his choices, and he decided to finally follow his boyhood dream to become a big-league blaseball player!

Lenny maintains his pre-anthood hobbies of playing bridge and fishing, but has recently gotten into cutting up leaves into little pieces and carrying objects 20 times his own weight. He's a little awkward and has trouble relating to his teammates, but him and Scratch get along ok, on account of being on the same trophic level.

(A/N- I'm working on some art for this but if anybody is like REALLY good at drawing giant ants wearing blaseball uniforms go ahead.)

Pinebank (talkcontribs)

The Worms are going to have multiple lorejams for this upcoming week. We would like to have the IRM installed beforehand to make it easier for new wiki users.

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