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| − | Derrick “Klutch” Krueger, sometimes known as “Der” to his fans | + | "Derrick “Klutch” Krueger, sometimes known as “Der” to his fans<sup>[[https://thegarages.bandcamp.com/track/the-ballad-of-unremarkable-derrick-krueger-live-takeover Who?]]</sup>, was the alto saxophone player for the Seattle Garages Moonlight Warriors, a science fiction-themed prog rock band. A tired fan of crust punk, Krueger divided his time equally among hiking, camping, urban exploration & parkour, and napping. He took it upon himself to find exciting new places to sleep whenever possible and could always be seen carrying his camping supplies, including marshmallows ready to toast. While his records indicate a preference for flat white coffee, he was known to take his coffee black. |
While generally considered unremarkable by blaseball fans during his career, he was still well-liked among the team and with [[Oliver Loofah|one in particular]], who often pursued him on his snooze spot searches, much to his feigned annoyance. | While generally considered unremarkable by blaseball fans during his career, he was still well-liked among the team and with [[Oliver Loofah|one in particular]], who often pursued him on his snooze spot searches, much to his feigned annoyance. | ||
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Krueger’s sleepy nature led to disaster on season 3, day 80 when he fell asleep on the pitcher’s mound just as an umpire went rogue. He did not hear the warnings from his team in time to avoid incineration. The marshmallows he had kept with him melted together then to form his successor, [[Henry Marshallow]]. His exact time of death is unknown. | Krueger’s sleepy nature led to disaster on season 3, day 80 when he fell asleep on the pitcher’s mound just as an umpire went rogue. He did not hear the warnings from his team in time to avoid incineration. The marshmallows he had kept with him melted together then to form his successor, [[Henry Marshallow]]. His exact time of death is unknown. | ||
| − | While the exact reason is unknown, [[Jamazon]] CEO As Bestos had a personal vendetta against Krueger, which led to decades of conflict between the two. | + | While the exact reason is unknown, [[Jamazon]] CEO [[As Bestos]] had a personal vendetta against Krueger, which led to decades of conflict between the two. |
[SKATEBOARDLORE PENDING - reaching out to STs real quick]" | [SKATEBOARDLORE PENDING - reaching out to STs real quick]" | ||
