Topic on Talk:Rat Batson

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Hey, I've written up a draft and run it by the Tacos wiki crowd, and want to post it here for Batson's page. I've never done this before, but I'll try to go about it the right way.

All the lore is inspired either by fan canon, or more often, the lore jam we had for Batson midway through their playing season.

A summary of the lore:

- Batson joins the team from Elsewhere, led by Rat Mason

- Batson is the team's batboy and photographer (due to its pregame ritual)

- Accidentally takes Nicholas Vincent's place on their ninth day of work

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- Batson sucks *so so bad* because it isn't allowed to use a blaseball bat

- Sets new records in strikeouts, but walks very often

- Becomes a part-time batting coach!

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- Punches a home run, earning a banner in the ballpark

- Historic URBI record celebrated by its team, and itself

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- Finally retired happily, and goes back to its batboy job

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- Absorbed their personality from other players, largely

- Was part of the Night Tacos until half the Night Tacos left town

- Fairly mysterious, if only because it likes being weird

- You can call it Barry

Here's a link to the full draft for closer examination: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1zf1xdPU5KBqAemQ3bCSVPd5SzeZSVREdPXH-kwmWeP8/edit?usp=sharing