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Adding The Garages Songs?

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Teatableflip (talkcontribs)

Lenny Crumb has a song dedicated to him on The Garage's album World Tour, I think a link and a short synopsis would be a good inclusion.

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'The Tale of Lenny Crumb: A Tall Tlale' , from The Garages' album World Tour,  is a folk song chronicling Lenny Crumb becoming the first Ohio Worm at the behest of Hidalgo Internet. The folk song goes on to claim the teams who appeared during the Season 12 Descension were Big League teams who had Ascended to escape Hidalgo Internet's dark machinations. Upon meeting with the newly ascended Baltimore Crabs the Worms, Gorgias and Mechanics re-descended out of concern for the state of Blaseball. The song ends on a threat, and call to arms against the CEO of Blaseball "That Coin don't know what's comin' / cause the Worms do what they must."