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| − | Lopez, a pansexual trans woman, is the most confident and seductive of the Lovers, standing at a mighty seven feet tall. She has bright pink skin, no eyes, red snakes for hair, and a heart full of kindness for her fellow teammates. It's no exaggeration to say that this Goliath of a gorgon | + | Lopez, a pansexual trans woman, is the most confident and seductive of the Lovers, standing at a mighty seven feet tall. She has bright pink skin, no eyes, red snakes for hair, and a heart full of kindness for her fellow teammates. It's no exaggeration to say that this Goliath of a gorgon possesses such inner and outer beauty that Aphrodite herself would admire her. |
Lopez's good looks can be a hindrance, though, as she occasionally distracts herself by taking selfies or finding the perfect pose to pick a ball up off from the ground that she forgets that the game is time-sensitive, and fails to perform. There is also an unpredictable aspect of Lopez, her medusa-like hair of glittering red snakes, that act as her eyes to find the ball, as they will often just do their own thing, because they're giant snakes, and completely not sentient or intelligent. They are just snakes. She is also known to be enthusiastic about stealing bases, with the intent of getting closer to her loved ones in the dugout regardless of the consequences. These factors contribute to her sometimes unreliable nature on the field. | Lopez's good looks can be a hindrance, though, as she occasionally distracts herself by taking selfies or finding the perfect pose to pick a ball up off from the ground that she forgets that the game is time-sensitive, and fails to perform. There is also an unpredictable aspect of Lopez, her medusa-like hair of glittering red snakes, that act as her eyes to find the ball, as they will often just do their own thing, because they're giant snakes, and completely not sentient or intelligent. They are just snakes. She is also known to be enthusiastic about stealing bases, with the intent of getting closer to her loved ones in the dugout regardless of the consequences. These factors contribute to her sometimes unreliable nature on the field. | ||
