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General: Dervin Gorczyca is a Polish brown bear & food critic, who brings a refined palette to dumpsters & fine dining alike. Dervin uses [http://www.pronouns.failedslacker.com/?subjective=bear&object=bear&possDet=bears&possPro=bears&reflexive=bearself&name=Dervin&person=bear bearself pronouns]. Bear fashion consists of a "radical 90s" (i.e. bright neons in geometric block patterns) ski jacket and no pants, an aesthetic bear was introduced to as part of an attempt to appeal to The Youths (though bear also just likes the style).
 
General: Dervin Gorczyca is a Polish brown bear & food critic, who brings a refined palette to dumpsters & fine dining alike. Dervin uses [http://www.pronouns.failedslacker.com/?subjective=bear&object=bear&possDet=bears&possPro=bears&reflexive=bearself&name=Dervin&person=bear bearself pronouns]. Bear fashion consists of a "radical 90s" (i.e. bright neons in geometric block patterns) ski jacket and no pants, an aesthetic bear was introduced to as part of an attempt to appeal to The Youths (though bear also just likes the style).
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History: Prior to Blaseball, Dervin gained fame as a high-brow Poland-based food critic who occasionally toured the EU with bear show, *The Dervin Derby*. Bear family was in Breckenridge, however, and bear loved to snowboard, so to end bear career bear hosted a guest season of *Dumpsters, Drive-ins, and Dives*, ending the run in Breckenridge to retire with bear family. While in Breck, bear family introduced bear to Blaseball & the Jazz Hands, and bear fell in love with the splort. This ultimately led bear to step up to the plate after Combs was incinerated.
 
History: Prior to Blaseball, Dervin gained fame as a high-brow Poland-based food critic who occasionally toured the EU with bear show, *The Dervin Derby*. Bear family was in Breckenridge, however, and bear loved to snowboard, so to end bear career bear hosted a guest season of *Dumpsters, Drive-ins, and Dives*, ending the run in Breckenridge to retire with bear family. While in Breck, bear family introduced bear to Blaseball & the Jazz Hands, and bear fell in love with the splort. This ultimately led bear to step up to the plate after Combs was incinerated.
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Personality: currently undefined, though ideas of "equally enthusiastic about Michelin Star meals and their dumpsters" and "favors bear more posh *The Dervin Derby* personality to the character bear put on for *Dumpsters, Drive-ins, and Dives* are circulating.
 
Personality: currently undefined, though ideas of "equally enthusiastic about Michelin Star meals and their dumpsters" and "favors bear more posh *The Dervin Derby* personality to the character bear put on for *Dumpsters, Drive-ins, and Dives* are circulating.
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Motivations: having an exciting retirement snowboarding in Breckenridge and playing Blaseball
 
Motivations: having an exciting retirement snowboarding in Breckenridge and playing Blaseball
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Other core concepts: Bear runs the bases on all fours, though some argue bear is slower than one might expect of a bear due to bear sedentary lifestyle.
 
Other core concepts: Bear runs the bases on all fours, though some argue bear is slower than one might expect of a bear due to bear sedentary lifestyle.