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The Hands finally got together on the main Discord and put together a lore summary for Dervin, as follows:
 
The Hands finally got together on the main Discord and put together a lore summary for Dervin, as follows:
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General: Dervin Gorczyca is a Polish brown bear & food critic, who brings a refined palette to dumpsters & fine dining alike. Dervin uses [http://www.pronouns.failedslacker.com/?subjective=bear&object=bear&possDet=bears&possPro=bears&reflexive=bearself&name=Dervin&person=bear bearself pronouns]. Bear fashion consists of a "radical 90s" (i.e. bright neons in geometric block patterns) ski jacket and no pants, an aesthetic bear was introduced to as part of an attempt to appeal to The Youths (though bear also just likes the style).
 
General: Dervin Gorczyca is a Polish brown bear & food critic, who brings a refined palette to dumpsters & fine dining alike. Dervin uses [http://www.pronouns.failedslacker.com/?subjective=bear&object=bear&possDet=bears&possPro=bears&reflexive=bearself&name=Dervin&person=bear bearself pronouns]. Bear fashion consists of a "radical 90s" (i.e. bright neons in geometric block patterns) ski jacket and no pants, an aesthetic bear was introduced to as part of an attempt to appeal to The Youths (though bear also just likes the style).
 
History: Prior to Blaseball, Dervin gained fame as a high-brow Poland-based food critic who occasionally toured the EU with bear show, *The Dervin Derby*. Bear family was in Breckenridge, however, and bear loved to snowboard, so to end bear career bear hosted a guest season of *Dumpsters, Drive-ins, and Dives*, ending the run in Breckenridge to retire with bear family. While in Breck, bear family introduced bear to Blaseball & the Jazz Hands, and bear fell in love with the splort. This ultimately led bear to step up to the plate after Combs was incinerated.
 
History: Prior to Blaseball, Dervin gained fame as a high-brow Poland-based food critic who occasionally toured the EU with bear show, *The Dervin Derby*. Bear family was in Breckenridge, however, and bear loved to snowboard, so to end bear career bear hosted a guest season of *Dumpsters, Drive-ins, and Dives*, ending the run in Breckenridge to retire with bear family. While in Breck, bear family introduced bear to Blaseball & the Jazz Hands, and bear fell in love with the splort. This ultimately led bear to step up to the plate after Combs was incinerated.