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Chorby Short and the Frumple Rumbles

After a series hard fought games between the Pies and the Yellowstone Magic in the Season 14 playoffs, an intense rivalry formed between Chorby Short and Huber & Frumple. In order to settle their scores, the three players have resorted to duking it out in street fights that have since been dubbed “the Frumple Rumbles.”

The Frumple Rumbles take place after each Pies/Magic game in the parking lot of the ice cream store closest to the stadium. Each rumble consists of Chorby and Huber & Frumple trying to bop each other in the head with squeaky, inflatable hammers. Observers have noted that the fights are inherently unfair since Huber & Frumple have two heads, a fact that makes the one-headed Chorby absolutely ballistic. The rumble ends when someone cries uncle.

The Frumple Rumbles are popular with local children, who cheer on the fighters while enjoying ice cream treats.