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Lenny Crumb: Kafka Who?

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Mothlizard (talkcontribs)

Lenny Crumb was a 48 year old used car salesman working in Cincinnati when he was unexpectedly hit by a bus. He was rushed to the hospital, and emergency surgery was performed- in order to save his life, the doctors had to replace all his body parts with giant ant body parts. This harrowing experience lead Lenny to reassess his life and his choices, and he decided to finally follow his boyhood dream to become a big-league blaseball player!

Lenny maintains his pre-anthood hobbies of playing bridge and fishing, but has recently gotten into cutting up leaves into little pieces and carrying objects 20 times his own weight. He's a little awkward and has trouble relating to his teammates, but him and Scratch get along ok, on account of being on the same trophic level.

(A/N- I'm working on some art for this but if anybody is like REALLY good at drawing giant ants wearing blaseball uniforms go ahead.)