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Kirchner has a playful rivalry with every player on her team simultaneously due to her competitive streak. "Zero stars Zoey", according to one [[anonymous wheelchair-using Core Mechanic|Lady Matsuyama]], is "the worst pitcher ever to grace the league. So bad you don't understand. Don't even bother looking at her stats - absolutely awful. It's all lies." When asked about this comment, Zoey smiled and responded "Please. I outpitch all of them combined," walking off with an evil cackle. | Kirchner has a playful rivalry with every player on her team simultaneously due to her competitive streak. "Zero stars Zoey", according to one [[anonymous wheelchair-using Core Mechanic|Lady Matsuyama]], is "the worst pitcher ever to grace the league. So bad you don't understand. Don't even bother looking at her stats - absolutely awful. It's all lies." When asked about this comment, Zoey smiled and responded "Please. I outpitch all of them combined," walking off with an evil cackle. | ||
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| + | After Season 13, he has adopted [[Evelton McBlase II]] as a "henchman" to aid with "definitely super evil jerk things. I deserve a henchman for being so evil." | ||
While on the field, Kirchner's rude mannerisms know no bounds, including littering on the field, spitting gum, double-parking, loitering under "no loitering" signs, "stealing all my snacks to replace them with non-moldy ones", and making faces at players when their backs are turned. Some fans claim to have seen Kirchner sneaking into the Core Pillars after hours to clean this litter up, however Kirchner denies these rumors. | While on the field, Kirchner's rude mannerisms know no bounds, including littering on the field, spitting gum, double-parking, loitering under "no loitering" signs, "stealing all my snacks to replace them with non-moldy ones", and making faces at players when their backs are turned. Some fans claim to have seen Kirchner sneaking into the Core Pillars after hours to clean this litter up, however Kirchner denies these rumors. | ||
