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| − | Zoey Kirchner joined the Core Mechanics after the team's decension, and has reportedly been a source of friction among the team ever since. Lineup player [[Lady Matsuyama]] has been quoted as calling Kirchner "the worst pitcher ever to grace the league, so bad you don't even understand, definitely don't look at her stats or star count. We're doing the league a favor by holding on to her, you definitely don't want her on your team" and "creator of the most atrocious parking jobs [she] has ever seen." Kirchner is known to trash talk the opposing team, threaten to start physical fights, and cackle in a manor that witnesses have described as "evil, but maybe trying too hard." He has adopted [[Evelton McBlase II]] as a "henchman" because he is reportedly "definitely super evil and a jerk. Totally evil enough to have a henchman." An anonymous poster alleging to be one of Zoey's teammates has reported that Kirchner "isn't actually that bad" and that she is "just way to into the heel thing." | + | Zoey Kirchner joined the Core Mechanics after the team's decension, and has reportedly been a source of friction among the team ever since. Lineup player [[Lady Matsuyama]] has been quoted as calling Kirchner "the worst pitcher ever to grace the league, so bad you don't even understand, definitely don't look at her stats or star count. We're doing the league a favor by holding on to her, you definitely don't want her on your team" and "creator of the most atrocious parking jobs [she] has ever seen." |
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| + | Kirchner is known to trash talk the opposing team, threaten to start physical fights, and cackle in a manor that witnesses have described as "evil, but maybe trying too hard." He has adopted [[Evelton McBlase II]] as a "henchman" because he is reportedly "definitely super evil and a jerk. Totally evil enough to have a henchman." An anonymous poster alleging to be one of Zoey's teammates has reported that Kirchner "isn't actually that bad" and that she is "just way to into the heel thing." | ||
Kirchner has been seen littering on the field, spitting gum, and double parking. She is self-reportedly "the biggest jerk in Blaseball, even worse than that dead guy." When asked what "dead guy" they were referring to, Kirchner insisted that they were tool cool to know his name, and then climbed out a nearby window to escape further questions. After'' Splorts Illlustrated'' reported that Kirchner had been seen helping assisting the cleaning crew after a game, he sued them for defamation and libel. | Kirchner has been seen littering on the field, spitting gum, and double parking. She is self-reportedly "the biggest jerk in Blaseball, even worse than that dead guy." When asked what "dead guy" they were referring to, Kirchner insisted that they were tool cool to know his name, and then climbed out a nearby window to escape further questions. After'' Splorts Illlustrated'' reported that Kirchner had been seen helping assisting the cleaning crew after a game, he sued them for defamation and libel. | ||
