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Cool! Here's a cleaner version of her heist (minus some markup here and there):

During Season 14 game 59, Cornelius Games was pitching and the game went into extra innings. This was Simba's first in-league heist, and Corn wanted to cover her as she looted the Core Mechanics' locker room -- but as Simba's as good at heisting as she is pitching, it took her extra innings to get out clean -- so Cornelius kept the scores even so she had plenty of extra time to escape before Stu cleaned up w/ a home run in the 17th.

Simba was supposed to grab Mindy Kugel's backup shoes and bolt, but like usual, she saw the Mechanics' team bus and had a better idea. During an extended training montage, she dragged and carried each tire back to the locker room, rather than "taking the coward's roll."

Corn: "You were supposed to lift their shoes, not a bunch of bus tires!"

Simba: "I lifted their bus's shoes, and look, now we have more training equipment!"