Topic on Talk:Jasper Blather

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Jasper is in your capable hands now! I just wanted to document on the wiki some of the ideas we came up with for Jasper while we had them. We really like IRM, so these were all probably going to get write ups, and with your permission, we would still like to do them. Anyway, on with the ideas!

- In general we wanted them to be nonbinary

- Jasper is literally just a rock with a uniform painted on

- A librarian who does dorky edutainment raps (this was arguably the most popular idea) “Well I'm DJ Blather and I'm here to say, we're respecting safety procedures in a major way!”

- A Fashion designer ("clothes mechanic") of some sorts

- Humanoid variation of any of the above that can also turn into a rock at will (a wererock)

- Guy with pet owl