Topic on Talk:Kelvin Drumsolo

Kelvin Drumsolo was born in the Core an indeterminate amount of time ago. Ze was a member of the Core Mechanics when they were founded and, despite being traded once or twice, was playing for the Core in time for their eventual ascension. As such, Drumsolo was still a member when they returned to Internet League Blaseball.

Drumsolo has never confirmed whether zir name, 'Kelvin', came as a result of the odd temperature effects surrounding zir. Nevertheless, Kelvin is notable for being literally on fire at all times. It was believed that this protected zir from Incineration while playing Blaseball, however due to a total blood transfer with zir ex-spouse this is no longer the case.

While it is common knowledge that Drumsolo is in a difficult-to-define relationship with another inhabitant of the Core, little is known as to the identity of this individual. It is believed that they are zir bandmate in popular Core musical group 'Kelvin and the Kelvins', presumably named for Drumsolo.

Drumsolo was born without legs and built zir own mobility device, a wheelchair seat supported by a plethora of mechanical legs and limbs. These are what create the titular drumming music that surrounds Drumsolo at all times, and about four different drumkits are affixed onto zir mobility device.

It has been alleged that Drumsolo could reach Absolute Hot (theorized by some to be 1.416785(71)×10^32 degrees Kelvin) if ze gave an impressive enough drumsolo, this has led to significant focus on zir music. While this has caused zir blaseball career to struggle at times as well as zir social life, Drumsolo allegedly responds to all questions on this by exiting at high speeds playing the drums. This goal has also generated some controversy among rival groups of Physicists within the Core - some maintaining that potentially destroying everything by taking reality to its melting point is an unthinkable risk, while others feel that knowing the true maximum temperature would answer a lot of 'very big questions' and that the naysayers are 'just a bunch of unscientific cowards'.

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Background

Kelvin Drumsolo is a founding member of the Core Mechanics, and was with the team during both ascension and descension. Drumsolo has never confirmed whether zir name, 'Kelvin', came as a result of the odd temperature effects surrounding zir. Nevertheless, Drumsolo is notable for being literally on fire at all times. It was believed that this protected zir from Incineration while playing Blaseball, however due to a total blood transfer with zir ex-spouse this is no longer the case.

Personal Life

Drumsolo has alluded to the fact that ze has been married and divorced several times over to the same person, though the identity of their (sometimes) spouse is unknown. Drumsolo is the member of an avant-garde noise/classical/electronicore-Core band called Kelvin and the Kelvins. Drumsolo has refused to explain who 'the Kelvins' refers to. Drumsolo was born without legs and built zir own mobility device, a wheelchair seat supported by a multitude of mechanical legs and limbs. Drumsolo uses these, and the four separate drumkits affixed to zir chair, to drum at all times.

Absolute Hot

It has been alleged that Drumsolo could reach Absolute Hot (theorized by some to be 1.416785(71)×10^32 degrees Kelvin) if ze gave an impressive enough. Pursuit of this goal has reportedly caused issues with zir social life anf blaseball career, though Drumsolo responds to all questions on this by skittering away at high speeds playing the drums. This goal has also generated some controversy among physicists within the Core - some maintaining that potentially destroying everything by taking reality to its melting point is an unthinkable risk, while others feel that knowing the true maximum temperature would answer a lot of "very big questions" and be "pretty cool, or, I guess hot, haha" and that tthose opposed are "just a bunch of unscientific cowards."

Just wanted to mention a couple of typos - should probably be 'married and divorced several times over, allegedly with the same person' (or smthn but because generally one says married to and divorced from'. You've used ze/zir throughout but wrote 'their (sometimes) spouse'. Under Absolute Hot, you've written 'if ze gave an impressive enough' so should probably add performance on there. Next sentence you've got an 'anf' instead of and. Other than that it looks good to me! Much more academic sounding!

Thanks for the heads up! proofreading is my weakest point as a writer, so I really appreciate this