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Kelvin Drumsolo was born in the Core an indeterminate amount of time ago. Ze was a member of the Core Mechanics when they were founded and, despite being traded once or twice, was playing for the Core in time for their eventual ascension. As such, Drumsolo was still a member when they returned to Internet League Blaseball.

Drumsolo has never confirmed whether zir name, 'Kelvin', came as a result of the odd temperature effects surrounding zir. Nevertheless, Kelvin is notable for being literally on fire at all times. It was believed that this protected zir from Incineration while playing Blaseball, however due to a total blood transfer with zir ex-spouse this is no longer the case.

While it is common knowledge that Drumsolo is in a difficult-to-define relationship with another inhabitant of the Core, little is known as to the identity of this individual. It is believed that they are zir bandmate in popular Core musical group 'Kelvin and the Kelvins', presumably named for Drumsolo.

Drumsolo was born without legs and built zir own mobility device, a wheelchair seat supported by a plethora of mechanical legs and limbs. These are what create the titular drumming music that surrounds Drumsolo at all times, and about four different drumkits are affixed onto zir mobility device.

It has been alleged that Drumsolo could reach Absolute Hot (theorized by some to be 1.416785(71)×10^32 degrees Kelvin) if ze gave an impressive enough drumsolo, this has led to significant focus on zir music. While this has caused zir blaseball career to struggle at times as well as zir social life, Drumsolo allegedly responds to all questions on this by exiting at high speeds playing the drums. This goal has also generated some controversy among rival groups of Physicists within the Core - some maintaining that potentially destroying everything by taking reality to its melting point is an unthinkable risk, while others feel that knowing the true maximum temperature would answer a lot of 'very big questions' and that the naysayers are 'just a bunch of unscientific cowards'.