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Quote from an article that appeared in a Miami newspaper during Season 10, following Bong's departure from the Dale and apparent conscription to THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS.

Miami’s Legendary Legume: Inside the Shell of the Discipline Era

Byline: Miami Gerald

According to Jasmine Washington, Bong's absence has hit some harder than others. "Don't tell him I said this, but Randy [Dennis] is really struggling without Nutty. They were very close, and I think he's a bit lost, trying to figure out how best to keep going without them here. He's... he's trying to be a Mall Goth," said Washington, referencing an alternative subculture that combines a dark aesthetic with air-conditioned loitering for the purpose of preserving their heavy eye makeup. "I heard him on the phone with [former Dale hitter] Hahn Fox. I think he was trying to call her a "prep" but, as you know, Randy is incapable of being mean so he called her a "pep." She was thrilled. He was crushed." She sighs, clearly worried. "Another time, I took him to the animal rescue because we love petting the puppies there. They have a little pet shop area, right? Randy tried to steal a spiked collar. I say 'tried' because he turned around, started crying, and gave it back. Luckily they just thought he didn't like it. Anyway, he's pretty upset. He's started buying Crocs. Everyone knows that's a gateway sandal."