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Added by Emu War Veteran. Edited to add Homerun Eric rumors.
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Added by Emu War Veteran. Edited to add Homerun Eric rumors. Edit 2: Added Disclaimer about heel status.
  
 
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Homerun Eric Rumors:
 
Homerun Eric Rumors:
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Rumors swirl about Eric, each interaction with him breeding fresh disgust at his continued involvement with the beloved splort of Blaseball. While his rumors are too many and often too gross to publish fully, collected here are some of the more popular (and palatable):
  
 
-Homerun Eric is a bandwagon fan, he’s only ever liked teams that won the Internet Series on the season they won the Internet Series.
 
-Homerun Eric is a bandwagon fan, he’s only ever liked teams that won the Internet Series on the season they won the Internet Series.
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-Homerun Eric Thinks Allison Abbott should smile more. Allison Abbott thinks Homerun Eric should run faster.
 
-Homerun Eric Thinks Allison Abbott should smile more. Allison Abbott thinks Homerun Eric should run faster.
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[Disclaimer about Heel Status: During the first moments of life for the Homerun Eric character, it was very quickly decided that, as a rule, they were a heel for people to vent on, and so we did, coming up with all sorts of crazy things that he has done. While some are relatively benign from a lore perspective, some that have been thought up over the passing weeks are quite specific and terrible, with some putting situations or attitudes to Homerun Eric's name that could result in harm to people reading them. For this reason, while we recognize Eric as a heel for people to vent on, and encourage them to do so, we ask that people refrain from adding anything so as to avoid harm to others.]