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-Added by Emu War Veteran. Edited to add Homerun Eric rumors.
+Added by Emu War Veteran. Edited to add Homerun Eric rumors. Edit 2: Added Disclaimer about heel status.
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 Homerun Eric Rumors:
+Rumors swirl about Eric, each interaction with him breeding fresh disgust at his continued involvement with the beloved splort of Blaseball. While his rumors are too many and often too gross to publish fully, collected here are some of the more popular (and palatable):
 -Homerun Eric is a bandwagon fan, he’s only ever liked teams that won the Internet Series on the season they won the Internet Series.
 -Homerun Eric is obsessed with catching homerun balls and he will push and hurt children to get them, he doesn’t care if children cry, he just wants to sell the balls on ebay at a huge markup.
 -Homerun Eric puts 5 $1 bills on the table at a restaurant. Whenever the waiter does something he doesn’t like, he takes one away. What’s left is the tip.
 -Whenever Homerun Eric wins something on his first try, he never does it again to preserve his 100% win rate.
 -Despite having a very small bladder Homerun Eric NEVER buys seats in the aisle, he’s always at the center of the section which is just inconvenient for everyone.
--Homerun Eric once threatened Randy Marijuana's cats in front of Randy.
-Once.
+-Homerun Eric once threatened Randy Marijuana's cats in front of Randy. Once.
--Homerun Eric once got his Jaw broken by Monstera after threatening Randy weeds cats in front of him. -The first time Homerun Eric met Meowlik, Eric pulled his tail.
+-Homerun Eric once got his Jaw broken by Monstera after threatening Randy weeds cats in front of him.
+-The first time Homerun Eric met Meowlik, Eric pulled his tail.
 -Homerun Eric is a businessman and if you ask what his business is he will say "giving you the business".
 -Some people say Homerun Eric is so obsessed with homeruns he doesn’t pay attention to anything else about the game.
 -Homerun Eric only repeats takes he’s heard on splorts radio.
 -Homerun Eric says he is originally from California but decided to move up to the PNW because "the people are just so colorful and nice".
 -Homerun Eric Thinks Allison Abbott should smile more. Allison Abbott thinks Homerun Eric should run faster.
+[Disclaimer about Heel Status: During the first moments of life for the Homerun Eric character, it was very quickly decided that, as a rule, they were a heel for people to vent on, and so we did, coming up with all sorts of crazy things that he has done. While some are relatively benign from a lore perspective, some that have been thought up over the passing weeks are quite specific and terrible, with some putting situations or attitudes to Homerun Eric's name that could result in harm to people reading them. For this reason, while we recognize Eric as a heel for people to vent on, and encourage them to do so, we ask that people refrain from adding anything so as to avoid harm to others.]