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Created in a Corporates birthing facility, they were conceived from the genetic material of the team’s greatest players, the CEO Triad. Raised by a team of 27 geneticists and marketing guru’s, they claim the CEO’s as their ‘Legal Guardians’. The terms of their birth certificate, upon closer inspection, seems to read more like a proof of sale than much anything else. In any event, Homerun Eric is the preferred player used when advertising is done for the Corporates, despite never having played a game in his life. | Created in a Corporates birthing facility, they were conceived from the genetic material of the team’s greatest players, the CEO Triad. Raised by a team of 27 geneticists and marketing guru’s, they claim the CEO’s as their ‘Legal Guardians’. The terms of their birth certificate, upon closer inspection, seems to read more like a proof of sale than much anything else. In any event, Homerun Eric is the preferred player used when advertising is done for the Corporates, despite never having played a game in his life. | ||
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| + | Homerun Eric Rumors: | ||
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| + | -Homerun Eric is a bandwagon fan, he’s only ever liked teams that won the Internet Series on the season they won the Internet Series. | ||
| + | -Homerun Eric is obsessed with catching homerun balls and he will push and hurt children to get them, he doesn’t care if children cry, he just wants to sell the balls on ebay at a huge markup. | ||
| + | -Homerun Eric puts 5 $1 bills on the table at a restaurant. Whenever the waiter does something he doesn’t like, he takes one away. What’s left is the tip. | ||
| + | -Whenever Homerun Eric wins something on his first try, he never does it again to preserve his 100% win rate. | ||
| + | -Despite having a very small bladder Homerun Eric NEVER buys seats in the aisle, he’s always at the center of the section which is just inconvenient for everyone. | ||
| + | -Homerun Eric once threatened Randy Marijuana's cats in front of Randy. | ||
| + | Once. | ||
| + | -Homerun Eric once got his Jaw broken by Monstera after threatening Randy weeds cats in front of him. -The first time Homerun Eric met Meowlik, Eric pulled his tail. | ||
| + | -Homerun Eric is a businessman and if you ask what his business is he will say "giving you the business". | ||
| + | -Some people say Homerun Eric is so obsessed with homeruns he doesn’t pay attention to anything else about the game. | ||
| + | -Homerun Eric only repeats takes he’s heard on splorts radio. | ||
| + | -Homerun Eric says he is originally from California but decided to move up to the PNW because "the people are just so colorful and nice". | ||
| + | -Homerun Eric Thinks Allison Abbott should smile more. Allison Abbott thinks Homerun Eric should run faster. | ||
