This Is a Tragedy/TRACK-963

TURNS OUT IT'S KINDA HARD NOT TO SWEAR

one day someone said we curse too much

and so we took the dare

that we would write another song

a song that had no swears

so this next one will be pg

rated e for everyone

but it’s gonna sound, uh, weird-y

cause not swearing isn’t fun

just like every song we make

this is one that really sucks

gotta keep it family friendly

gotta try to not say.. certain words

so we throw in quick replacements

even if they do not fit

but who cares about the lyrics

cause they’re almost always..... bad

you can show your parents

you can show your class

whyd we have to do this

this song sounds like, uhhh.. garbage

it’s hard to make songs

when all you do is say swears usually

like what are we supposed to do

and it’s really really dumb

really freaking dumb

just imagine that im saying the other word there

or i guess don’t

don’t imagine anything

this song is family friendly

i swear it’s family friendly

or wait no I don’t

i don’t swear

there are no swears

****, this is haaaOH NO **** WAIT NO **** I MEAN- [frustrated, somewhat distressed swearing]

AAARGGGH

dang it