This Is a Tragedy/TRACK-465

SEXTON FANTASTIC WROTE THIS SONG AFTER WE PRODDED IT FOR LIKE THREE HOURS STRAIGHT

THIS SONG IS DEDICATED TO THE MOST FANTASTIC PERSON VAGUELY ADJACENT TO BLASEBALL! THATS RIGHT, SEXTON FANTASTIC!

Sexton, right over there! Can you see it? Its right there! I’m pointing right at it! Its playing the bassoon right now! Its a bird!

Sexton can play good music

Thats a skill unique to it

The rest of us have to be garbage

We’re forced to sound like ****

But Sexton can make good music

It even took lessons as a chick

But there was always way too much pressure

To always be a perfect pick

I think theres something poetic

About choosing to be bad

Theres a kind of meta meaning to art

When all the *****iness is on purpose

We didn’t even rhyme that last verse!

We totally could have!

“Bad” is such an easy word to rhyme!

Sad fad chad rad cad tad mad

Sexton could totally play a sick bassoon solo right now

Did you know Sexton can beatbox?

But when Sexton is playing with us

Sexton is bad on purpose!